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Old 07-16-2008, 02:06 PM
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Can you imagine...oh--look at me......anyone dumb enough to find me in their Grammas bed and thinking I'm her?


Little Red Riding Hood was truly a nincompoop.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:12 PM
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Can you imagine...oh--look at me......anyone dumb enough to find me in their Grammas bed and thinking I'm her?


Little Red Riding Hood was truly a nincompoop.


Yep, hard to imagine....silly girl!
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:17 PM
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STEVE!!




Get them both out of the...CAH-SOL.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:30 PM
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ror!


Willyoutwocutthatout!!?










Oh mine God!

goofoo!
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:46 AM
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Ah wonder where everyone is today?
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:20 PM
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Ah do ,too.





But the truth is Franny pm'd me and told me how sick of me she is........boy was she mad. Anyhoo...she said she won't post anymore unless I leave.

So..as much of a witch as she is....I had to agree.

So I will no longer be in...I mean at everyones disposal.

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Old 07-17-2008, 03:57 PM
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hmph!




Here I was worried that Mommydearest ate you too.
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:11 PM
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Yow.


I guess if that were true then you could really say she wolfs it down.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:37 PM
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Yow.


I guess if that were true then you could really say she wolfs it down.
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Ah do ,too.





But the truth is Franny pm'd me and told me how sick of me she is........boy was she mad. Anyhoo...she said she won't post anymore unless I leave.

So..as much of a witch as she is....I had to agree.

So I will no longer be in...I mean at everyones disposal.

BIG LIAH!!!!!!!







But Morty....ah did want to ask you was that you that supposedly growled at the ghosthunters last nite.....that was tooooooooo funny.......
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:34 PM
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ror--Thank you ...so very much


BIG LIAH-------I wish you would make up my mind.










Yes......I speak proudly when I say.....that was me. Those fools are nothing but a bunch of sissies.
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:56 PM
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I made a decision,but changed my mind.


I think it best I stay and say we never know what the other is going through,but that ........












.....maybe I should leave.







If that's the best I can do ......boy that didn't even make sense.


I'll come back and try again later.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:26 PM
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I do want to say,though,that after hours of sissies wandering through and about armed with cameras of all sorts and types as well as yer a-lectronic sound recorders in a place that is supposed to be haunted....and you ( as a professional ghost hunter/debunker) come up with absolutely nothing but a voice recording saying "no".....just that...nothing else.



And then you go on to say something like....'I believe the joint may have paranormal activity about it.'







What the fucl< does that mean!?




Based on one "no" ....???



On the other hand...when you go through your checklist ( wasn't him , nor him, nor him, nor me , nor her....so it could not have been any human in the house....and the "no" was in answer to a direct question) and are so doggone sure there is no earthly explanation for it.........well why don't you just say the friggin place is haunted??





These guys are nothing more than a rag tag collection of inept amateur voyeurs who apply their own different set of rules for the same situation.

Why this mess is still on I will never know.

Hundreds of episodes and STILL no absolute proof...not one FBA.





Not one!!!!







ACH-TEEWY ON IT!

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Old 07-17-2008, 07:32 PM
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This is what happens when any Roto-Rooter cumquat can get a ghost hunters license by merely showing a Pez dispenser.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:34 PM
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SHRIEK!!!OH MY GOD!!!.WHAT THE FUCl< WAS THAT!!!!!??




( break to commercial)






(they return)






Oh..that was me.








Oh....ya scared me for a minute there.






Unbelievable how they get away with that week after week.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:41 PM
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Nor do I give a rats behind about what is going on in the walking catastrophe's ( Brain ) life.



And if I see them on the job unstopping a sink trap one more time ...then that's it.









AND I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE PARTING WORDS WITH THE OWNER!!!









WHO FUCl<IN' CARES!!!






All they ever say is....."'A-YUK!! Well..were gonna review wud we gud....yup....dat's wud were gonna do."






All nothing but a bunch of time stuffers since the meat of it has nothing exciting to show.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:45 PM
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And THEN we get to watch several minutes of them falling asleep watching these idiotic recordings in some crummy motel room!!




"HEY!!!.................oh never mind."








"HEY!!!!!.............nah."









"HEY!!!...look at this!!"


" Oh that's Steve doing his hand shadow routine."























GET RID OF IT!!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:46 PM
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FUCl< GHOST KLUNKERS!












I could do better!
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