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Mortimer · #**1081** 07-17-2008, 07:53 PM

Yer fucl<in'-aye right I'm mad.

Know why?

Because I want to see a mothah fucl<in' real ghost in a real mothah fucl<in' haunted house with NO mothah fucl<in' " may have paranormal mothah fucl<in' ac-mothah fucl<in'-tivity in the mothah fucl<in' house.

THAT'S what I mothah fucl<in' want.

Mortimer · #**1082** 07-17-2008, 07:54 PM

And if you don't like my expressive opinion then go fucl< yourself.

geeker2 · #**1083** 07-17-2008, 09:49 PM

How come they never find a haunting...you would think they could at least find one..just one....

Maybe then they could give up their day jobs cleaning out sh*t pipes.

Mortimer · #**1084** 07-17-2008, 10:09 PM

You would think they would show a little pride and at least use a throw down.

geeker2 · #**1085** 07-17-2008, 10:43 PM

If I were a ghost..I would haunt during the day and sleep at night..

Mortimer · #**1086** 07-17-2008, 10:46 PM

Apparently that's the kind ghost hunters seem to always draw.

Lucky them.

geeker2 · #**1087** 07-17-2008, 10:52 PM

How come they never have to go to the bathroom?

It might make the show more interesting if they followed them into the sh*tter.

Hey...was that a haunting or did you just sh*t your pants..

I don't know...stick that meter up my a$$ and see.......

Mortimer · #**1088** 07-17-2008, 10:54 PM

I know you were being funny...but that's not far off from the truth.

Mortimer · #**1089** 07-17-2008, 10:57 PM

I'd stick that horrid witch Nancy Grace in the hunt.

We'll see how tough she is when faced with a shadow figure.

geeker2 · #**1090** 07-17-2008, 10:59 PM

or have the young girl apprentice topless on the show...

If I were a ghost -I would come out for a peek.

geeker2 · #**1091** 07-17-2008, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'd stick that horrid witch Nancy Grace in the hunt.

We'll see how tough she is when faced with a shadow figure.

Mortimer · #**1092** 07-17-2008, 11:00 PM

I've seen those apprentices.

That may be why they get no FABs.

Mortimer · #**1093** 07-17-2008, 11:01 PM

I wouldn't FAB any of them.

Mortimer · #**1094** 07-17-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2

Oh..thanks.

I hate her.

Mortimer · #**1095** 07-18-2008, 09:09 AM

Please...don't say anything I may think requires an answer. I'm too nice a guy to ignore people.

I do not want to type....so please.....no queries or comments of any kind indicating I am swine if I ignore it.

What do you call a Super Hero and a US Senator?

2 mothah fucl<ahs.

Mortimer · #**1096** 07-18-2008, 09:47 AM

Before I do sign off for the day...I would like to make an expressive view.

I am just about through with all pro sports and major college as well. The hype and dollar machines just won't stop. I'm sick of it.

Example:Chris Wells is the main big cheese rb at Ohio State.His nickname is.....Beanie.

BLECH.

But the point is ...he is being rammed down everyones throat as a Heisman candidate so they are holding a contest to nickname his stiff arm.

To create even more awful hype.

I submitted the following choices:

Chris' Army

Spiffy Stiffy

Stop in the Name of Shove

......and so forth

Ask a stupid question...get a stupid answer.

I also suggested they nickname his midget back ups ,Maurice Wells ,stiff arm; Compound Fracture.

My fine work got me thrown off the site.

More mothah fucl<ahs.

Antitrust32 · #**1097** 07-18-2008, 10:19 AM

I wish the Phillies would not have traded Gavin Floyd to the sox two years ago for BELCH Freddie Fucl<ing Garcia !!

We'd be so sick right now!

Mortimer · #**1098** 07-18-2008, 10:22 AM

I think the Wedgie/Shapiro team consulted them on that one......two mothah fucl<ahs.

Leave me alone!

Antitrust32 · #**1099** 07-18-2008, 10:30 AM

Wedgie/Shapiro can kiss my motha fucl<ing a$$

Mortimer · #**1100** 07-18-2008, 10:32 AM

you mothah fucl<ah...you