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Old 08-04-2008, 01:43 PM
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OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.


Finally a true statement from Morty!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:47 PM
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This is a mess!!




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SHUT UP!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:48 PM
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Uhhhh...Trusty ah think he's saying women give B-J's and recieve V-Jays, so even as a lesbian it would be sort of the same thing. They are done with 2 seperate parts of the body.

But then again I'm quite lost in this great philosphical discussion.....
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:49 PM
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dont think its luck, i think its a lot of hard work and determination paying off
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:50 PM
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Uhhhh...Trusty ah think he's saying women give B-J's and recieve V-Jays, so even as a lesbian it would be sort of the same thing. They are done with 2 seperate parts of the body.

But then again I'm quite lost in this great philosphical discussion.....

Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:51 PM
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Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!

Don't worry....be happy!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:55 PM
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Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!
OK wait..let me go back..I told you I'm lost in this.


Morty...THIS IS A MESS......fix this right now.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:56 PM
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:56 PM
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Don't worry....be happy!!

True... I dont give men a damn thing so I dont have to worry!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:58 PM
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OK wait..let me go back..I told you I'm lost in this.


Morty...THIS IS A MESS......fix this right now.

Well I KNOW that!!

You get a manual on how to fix messes and I'll do it.




Until then....








...let's rule en ze hay ,baby.

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Old 08-04-2008, 01:59 PM
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True... I dont give men a damn thing so I dont have to worry!





t-o-g-a...TO-GA










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Old 08-04-2008, 02:07 PM
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OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?
OK here it is.....

I see why your !!!!!!!!

I think actually MORTY messed this one up. I got out my manual......

The top one is correct...you recieved from so and so...


But the bottom one is incorrect....it should say I GAVE a v-jay TO so and so.....

But then again I'm just and here.
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:08 PM
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OK here it is.....

I see why your !!!!!!!!

I think actually MORTY messed this one up. I got out my manual......

The top one is correct...you recieved from so and so...


But the bottom one is incorrect....it should say I GAVE a v-jay TO so and so.....

But then again I'm just and here.

Franny..dazed and confused as you may be....get some more posters in here and we'll poster swap.




Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:14 PM
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Franny..dazed and confused as you may be....get some more posters in here and we'll poster swap.




Doesn't that sound like fun?
Well where did Trusty go now that I answered her question and fixed that for YOU!!!!!

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:23 PM
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Well where did Trusty go now that I answered her question and fixed that for YOU!!!!!

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......


I'm back... sorry I had to work! Actually I lied was talking to an ex...


Thank you for getting things fixed Frannie! You deserve a V-Jay... :-)
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:36 PM
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I'm back... sorry I had to work! Actually I lied was talking to an ex...


Thank you for getting things fixed Frannie! You deserve a V-Jay... :-)



Glad I could straighten out Morty's messes. It does get complicated at times.
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:49 PM
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:02 PM
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He seems to be tipping his top and saying..."Mornin',ma'am." !!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:03 PM
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He seems to be tipping his top and saying..."Mornin',ma'am." !!!
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