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Old 08-04-2008, 02:46 PM
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:47 PM
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And I can't believe you forgot this already:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DibvKFtVE_Q
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:52 PM
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You know..the other reason I like this clip is it reminds me so much of an old girlfriend who lived off Fleet Avenue....ducktown.This girl looks an awful lot like her. The kitchen here looks so much like hers,too.


So besides being highly amusing it makes me think back to when I was human.
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:58 PM
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I mean you do have to admit that whole visual has Polish written all over it.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:05 PM
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And I can't believe you forgot this already:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DibvKFtVE_Q

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You know..the other reason I like this clip is it reminds me so much of an old girlfriend who lived off Fleet Avenue....ducktown.This girl looks an awful lot like her. The kitchen here looks so much like hers,too.


So besides being highly amusing it makes me think back to when I was human.

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I mean you do have to admit that whole visual has Polish written all over it.
I did forget that one....ROR!!!!!!!

I have to say though I though she was going to cook whatever it was she picked up off the floor...ewwwwww.....though it was cereal, but then she cooked it.



Was that you haunting her? And DUCKTOWN what is that?


So what you are polish and norwegian....sjounds kjinda fjishy, sjorta ljike aj rjed hjerring.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:20 PM
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Highly amusing ,ma'amski!



Ducktown is what the Polish part of town was called.

And I wasn't haunting her...I was fucl<ing her!!! ror!!..do you think for one second I would travel from Kent all the way up there just to watch her make ugly food with that stupid fridge!?

And please..I am Welshish and have only a modicum of bloc country genes.

Forget the Nordic stuff ,too.

What are you?

French I'll bet.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:18 PM
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I must now follow the exit signs....I may not return for a long time.

Behive,behave...and love your sisty uglies...I mean lovely sisters.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:32 PM
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As of now just a tropical storm right off the coast in the gulf. Last update keeps it moving west, just a nice welcome breeze here, keeping the temps down, it's been over 100 for a month now. it's only 90 right now.

I'm not sold on the Arletta name...but...... unless she is in Houston it won't get her either.
Looks like you will be on the west side of the storm..I am in Beaumont and right now looks to be coming in about 60 miles to the west of us here.. Not really worried to much except that I might loose power and my net ..
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:45 PM
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Looks like you will be on the west side of the storm..I am in Beaumont and right now looks to be coming in about 60 miles to the west of us here.. Not really worried to much except that I might loose power and my net ..
Really Beaumont...well that makes us almost neighbors!!!!
Do you ever come to The Fairgrounds? I'm not there, as you know it's not open...but new venue of quarter horses for a week at the end of the month.

Yikes, it will just miss you then, are they predicting you will get some of the rain. It's been really pleasant here all day with a nice breeze blowing.
How did you make out with Rita, it was bad in Beaumont.

Morty will be upset if you lose power as his newly named one.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:51 PM
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Really Beaumont...well that makes us almost neighbors!!!!
Do you ever come to The Fairgrounds? I'm not there, as you know it's not open...but new venue of quarter horses for a week at the end of the month.

Yikes, it will just miss you then, are they predicting you will get some of the rain. It's been really pleasant here all day with a nice breeze blowing.
How did you make out with Rita, it was bad in Beaumont.

Morty will be upset if you lose power as his newly named one.
"Newly named one"..lol.. sounds cultish ..
I don't make it to the fairgrounds but do mosey over to Delta every-so-often, when I want to really loose $$ ..j/k... I do most of my betting online nowdays. Used to go to Sam Houston when I lived in Houston..nice little dinky track I must say..

Sounds like we are having similar days.. about the same with the winds here. Not supposed to get yucky until tonight after midnight. Most worry will be with tornados I imagine.
Be safe and lets keep in touch. Perhaps my wonders will lead me east in the coming weeks.
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:35 PM
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Have to run...but to answer your question from the other thread....



..all I get are promises,but no one sends me photos of their boo-bees.

You,too, have failed me.



You must be punished.













Phooey.



I can't do it.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:39 AM
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I may do Arletta today.






Yes.


That would be fun.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:47 AM
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I'm going to look at the fridge for inspiration.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:24 AM
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Maybe I should come up from behind her as she leafs through Beach Boy records?

I could pull her in to me by her tummy and give her soft Mortimer lashings on her neck.

Would she wiggle and voice her appreciation by swaying her hips firmly into me?





Would Franny wear a snow suit in the garden?
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:28 AM
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ror!!

I'm kidding..she would wiggle...slowly.

And turn her head toward me and say..."OOOOOO....Mortimer........please fucl< me."


I have a feeling she doesn't mess around.





Now I must think of the right direction from this point .I'll fIinish this and come back to present it to you all in a leather bound 3 ring binder.




I think she's going to be hot.





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Old 08-06-2008, 11:50 AM
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she had shaky hips and blood red lips
and who could miss her eraser tips
she looked real deep and had pretty feet
but when i saw the ghost i went right to toast

she'd get you real hot by pumpin' on her twat
she'd look real mean trying to fry up the scene
but then she would burp and interweave a slurp
and as i licked on her tummy she came out with a yummy

i was losing my mind trying so hard to make it work
so i told her to knock it off as she lay on the table cloth
i was dong real good it was working like it should
she was buzzin' away as i tried to make it stay

then she got her spin going with a fishy grin showing
she liked it hard and fast and i knew i could last
so she screamed out loud just at the right time
my dream allowed and gave her all that rhymed








This....is a very good thing.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:45 PM
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Rough crowd.







I LLLLIKE THAT!!
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:16 PM
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mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that mary went
the lamb was sure to go
















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Old 08-06-2008, 11:16 PM
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Jack and Jill ran up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill come tumbling after









Avant Garde stuff
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:18 PM
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one two buckle my shoe
three four close the door
five six
pick up sticks
seven eight
open the gate






first graders can' touch this
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