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Old 08-06-2008, 11:23 PM
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look at spot run
i wonder where he's going
he seems to run with no port in mind
where are dick and jane


doesn't this town have a leash law
what is spots purpose in life
what or who do dick and jane really represent
anyone smell animal farm in this







this is really geting deep now
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:30 PM
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who is dutrow
what does he know
i hate ups
but i like ike

i don't think big brown can get 12 panels
thats a lot of panels
what is a panel
who is baffert..who is ike







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Old 08-06-2008, 11:38 PM
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i dont like it here anymore
stop looking at me
oh...no one is
never mind

im glad i dont have a garden
i coudn't grow up
ever see the james spader spanking movie
i think dutrow directed it

bobby frankel
what a schwantz
how stupid were hanzel and gretel
i can't find my pen

if i could be anything i would be otter space
i could slide around and have fun forever
someone better give my pen back
i tie ...therefor i am knot



-nuff-
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:42 PM
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Bravo, bravo........
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:48 PM
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there should be a mobius thread
take it easy
this is my last triumph
i forgot my train of thought

if ya cant rhyme em.....try blacksmithery
i dont know
what do south carolina and south dakota have in common
buzz in...if you know

im a little teapot short and stout
this is my ...anyone know this one
jack sprat could eat no fat
so his wife did

ha
well....too deep i know
boy spader must really be connected
and i have miles to go before i diminish
ditto









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Old 08-06-2008, 11:49 PM
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someone IS looking at me!






thank you!!
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:51 PM
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You are most welcome.
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:52 PM
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good deal

heres some money
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:53 PM
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good deal

heres some money

Could I have a few bags more??????
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:55 PM
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gee





oh...time for being generous....shore


have all the money you want




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Old 08-06-2008, 11:56 PM
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everybody sing!
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:58 PM
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gee





oh...time for being generous....shore


have all the money you want





Thank you. I need to buy more gardening gloves.
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everybody sing!

"The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:59 PM
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i alway attract 'em




another gift of mine








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Old 08-07-2008, 12:00 AM
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everybody sing!

ahem...


la la la la la la laahh
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:00 AM
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my dog refuses to jump through hoops of fire

is this normal?
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:01 AM
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Fra La La La
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:01 AM
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oh my God



i knew i shouldn't have said that
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:02 AM
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STOP THE MUSIC!!




ror!...now stop the singing!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:02 AM
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my dog refuses to jump through hoops of fire

is this normal?

You did say this was YOUR dog, didn't you?
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