Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

Tonight.......you get the REAL....Don Steele.

[Mortimer]

Ladies..Uncly is setting the tone.


Let's see those boo bees...or pretty legs.





And pose like you have some creativity.




Make me BELIEVE you mean it.

[Mortimer]

I do open this thing in honor of my very good friend Andrew Panda.

^^^^ Excerpt from the first post here.


It would be nice for you to finally make one comment...just one....and say good rid...I mean bye to your insane friend.

Be sure to check out the premier of my show Tricks and Frats where I talk about ho's that are paid by frats to dance at their parties and how you can get invited.

[Mortimer]

I will be there if in mind only and not square.

[GPK]

don't you believe one f*cking thing that Uncly Trust tell's you about ma pud!!!















IT'S A LIE!!!!!!! ALL LIES





























that is unless she told you I was hung like a shrunken raisen

[Mortimer]

ror!!



I haven't seen anything from her.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm completely lost in threads now.



SSSSO......I do not have a photograph of Thebby's boo bees yet.

That I'm aware of.



She may have decided to report me as so many on here have.




Ladies ..let me ask you all a question.

Are you naturalized sissies or were you born that way?

What is the big friggin' deal about getting a pm nicely requesting a photo of your boo bees?

With a pretty leg option.





My team of doctors have implored me to get the fucl< out of here before it's too late.

Oh---sorry about going off topic...but they have.

I guess they said that because my latest round of ink blot testing did not come out sa hot.



I will make a few incisive comments later and attempt to bludgeon someone I don't like at least once.







So that's that.....I don't know why I typed this,but I did.



Call it fate.

I believe the correct answer in the ink blot test is "It looks like an ink blot".

[Mortimer]

Palm slap.

[geeker2]

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty







The doctor told me to get out







I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

[Mortimer]

It looks like bacteria that has just been jilted by Greta Van Cistern.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

It looks like bacteria that has just been jilted by Greta Van Cistern.

That's a smear pap

[Mortimer]

Oh phooey...that's Flood Right/ Z-Out 34 Ride Pass.

That's what Beockman sees .

[Mortimer]

And so....the snow will soon come.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty
The doctor told me to get out
I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

Anyone ever watch that TV show "ALF"? I see two ALF's facing away from each other

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by GPK

Anyone ever watch that TV show "ALF"? I see two ALF's facing away from each other

hummmmm...I see a padded room in your future.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by geeker2

hummmmm...I see a padded room in your future.

I look at my walls and see them now

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by GPK

I look at my walls and see them now

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty







The doctor told me to get out







I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

I see a bat that flew into a window.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I see a bat that flew into a window.

hummm..I see a straight-jacket in your future..or as a minimum some kinky handcuffs