Ah wunder where Mortay was???

[Kasept]

Well predators and predated alike... Doncha wunda where in the world Morty was??????











Ah know it's been on my mind......











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[Mortimer]

Started up spherical clock manufacturing business on Baltic Islands.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Started up spherical clock manufacturing business on Baltic Islands.

[Payson Dave]

Please don't dart me but I heard from a reliable source that he is in Chapel Hill with Thebby's favorite DT celebrity....Sumitas is also there to record pud measurements...

[geeker2]

Sorry Steve lesson learned....


...Morty was off auditioning as projectile for the super-collider experiment

[GPK]

10. Was last seen with Fate Lires and CP at DaHussy's Pud Enrichment Seminar.
9. Demanded his back from Hussy. Said weekend in mineral bath reversed pud enrichment.
8. Had closed door meeting with Wedgie and Romeo. Discused release of new book "How to F*ck with Fans Emotions"
7. Convinced Bron Bron to let him be his new agent
6. Had sudden desire to learn the game of gelf. KGB spent all weekend avoiding his phone calls
5. Swapped war stories with BTW while chasing 19 year old waitresses.
4. Shacked up with Skivs in hospital...last heard mumbling "no more enemas"
3. Tried bribing Uncly Trust for her pictures of Cajuhnator
2. Tried bribing KGB of his pictures of Uncly Trust.































1. Last seen boarding plane. Heading for the "How to make love to a sock, without getting emotionally attached" seminar hosted by DrugS

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.

[Payson Dave]

God is over in the smart threads.....you want I should tell him/her that you are looking for him/her

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh my God.

Would you kindly turn your PMs on Mr. Foxworthy? Or am I forced to turn them on for you? There is urgent NT bidness to inform you of, which could result in your darting!!! I know that will motivate you...

[SentToStud]

Morte out with Kasept on barnstorming, knee-slapping NYRA promo tour estolling virtues of taxpayer bailout and increased takeout. Was somehow able to coin new, approved NYRA Rewards slogan, "We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you," despite travelling companion's insistence on working "inane" into phrase.

[SentToStud]

He should be there soon. Don't fret.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Will you be joining him and are you bringing along your arsenal of not funny material, bitterness and cryptic threats?

I am already there. Thanks for the shout out, Jay. Always good to hear from you. I know it's hard for you to get away from your mail time-stamping duties, but I appreciate the effort.

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

Morte out with Kasept on barnstorming, knee-slapping NYRA promo tour estolling virtues of taxpayer bailout and increased takeout. Was somehow able to coin new, approved NYRA Rewards slogan, "We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you," despite travelling companion's insistence on working "inane" into phrase.

Here you are again.. More buffoonary.. You're the best at it.

Taxpayer bailout? Too funny... NY pays $200 million for property worth an estimated $1.2 billion and thats a bailout to this yutz.

Increased takeout? You mean the one that the OTB Corporations foisted on the public? The one NYRA vigorously opposed?

Your mouth is as big as as a basket and twice as empty..

Congratulations on your last "contribution" here.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Kasept

Would you kindly turn your PMs on Mr. Foxworthy? Or am I forced to turn them on for you? There is urgent NT bidness to inform you of, which could result in your darting!!! I know that will motivate you...

I am .....at your service,sir.

[FGFan]

Back to the original intent of this very smart post by Steve-O...

Using his featherhands to fly back and forth between the Harlequin writers award banquet of which he won the highest lifetime achievment award evah given out.....

and.......


setting up the fight club for Hossy and Coach....

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

[Rileyoriley]

I would just like to know if there are "vacay" photos???????



























Good to see you back my friend.

[Mortimer]

God.






There may have been if I was on vacay.

My vacay photos are quality stuff. If I show you the Ricola Bros. you can be DEM SHOO they are the Ricola Bros.





By the way...it's very pleasant seeing you again,too.






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As you can see.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

God.






There may have been if I was on vacay.

My vacay photos are quality stuff. If I show you the Ricola Bros. you can be DEM SHOO they are the Ricola Bros.





By the way...it's very pleasant seeing you again,too.






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As you can see.

I do see. And ditto my friend.


Well if it was a "business" trip with or without the Ricola Bros., I would rather not see photos. Although I'm quite sure they would be quality stuff.

[Mortimer]

.........................ditto!?




blech!!