Ah wunder where Mortay was???

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

Hussy....I don't know about you, but I didn't even realize a certain sissy was even gone

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

agreed, also loved 9,4, and 1.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

Too,too kind.


I am thinking of replacing the warning signs with ...."Mr. Serlings Portal To Success....Andy---HURRY!!...HURRYHURRYHURRY!!!...YOU BETTER HURRY!!!'

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Very fine work sir

Thank you so much.





Now would you please turn around and show us your dupa?

[Mortimer]

I have now been passed off to the care of a psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

[Mortimer]

Update on my Thebby boo bee photo request:







I don't think she has sent it yet.

Hard to be sure.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

THUD!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

THUD!!!!!

You can thud on my fine work anytime you want to,baby.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

Does your Doctor have a Doctor?





You can never be too careful









Tell him you are Mortified

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Does your Doctor have a Doctor?

You can never be too careful
Tell him you are Mortified

Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.

[Mortimer]

Uh-oh.

Box cars---phooey.

[geeker2]

Attachment 985

[Mortimer]

^^^^ JimmyTwoTimes' wife.

[Mortimer]

I will tell you all ,should you ever receive an ink blot test, that the pelvic girdle is upside down on all of them.




No one gets that right.

[Mortimer]

Another tip;




Never say......This is an OUTRAGE!! These ink blots have been stolen and replaced by exact replicas!!













They'll send you to a psychiatrist for that one.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Attachment 985

Ah wonder if Drugs is double jointed?

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Attachment 985

OMG....!!!!

what the hell is that?
That is not at all attractive and definitely does NOT belong in Beulah land!!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR






































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

Can't stay long but I'd just like to say the fringe benefits that go with #9 are to die for!