Liberal Propaganda

[SniperSB23]

Since the conservatives love to spew the crap from their forwarded emails on here I figured I'd strike back with a liberal one:

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, yours is a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive and next in line behind a man i n his eighth decade.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a true Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.


OK, much clearer now.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

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I really dont know how she named all her kids DOG names! Maybe that is why she calls herself a pitbull! You forgot Bristol and Piper!!

Piper, Track, Trig, Bristol and Willow are all dog names. 2 past gf's one has a dog Piper and one has a dog Willow!

[geeker2]

shame on you.....

Prue, Piper and Phoebe


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[TheSpyder]

In the middleeast dogs don't Bark, they Barack!

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by geeker2

shame on you.....

Prue, Piper and Phoebe


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2, 1, 3

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

2, 1, 3

just see who was a true fan

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Since the conservatives love to spew the crap from their forwarded emails on here I figured I'd strike back with a liberal one:

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, yours is a quintessential American story.

What don't you understand....certainly Hawaii is more exotic than Alaska

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

better a redneck than a towelhead don't cha think

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

by comparison how many middle class Americans attended Harvard Law School

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive and next in line behind a man i n his eighth decade.

fer gods sakes already she didn't do the weather forecasts topless did she??

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a true Christian.

money talks bullshit walks ya know

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

yeah but the daddy is a so tough hockey player

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't?? represent America 's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

how many people would really give fuk if Alaska did split...only thing good up there is the mooseburgers anyway...


OK, much clearer now.

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[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

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LOL

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Perhaps that was subtle Conservative propaganda disguised as liberal propaganda.

Obama is running against McCain. To even compare him with someone like Palin is like to try and compare Horatio Nelson with Captain Crunch.

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Perhaps that was subtle Conservative propaganda disguised as liberal propaganda.

Obama is running against McCain. To even compare him with someone like Palin is like to try and compare Horatio Nelson with Captain Crunch.

Is that yours or was it borrowed?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

All mine.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It's like trying to compare Randy Moss to Mandy Ross...



Only Obama won't make Matt Cassell a pro bowl qb.

And Palin wants to see endangered animals killed to strengthen her political status - instead of write lullabies for children about them.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Perhaps that was subtle Conservative propaganda disguised as liberal propaganda.

Obama is running against McCain. To even compare him with someone like Palin is like to try and compare Horatio Nelson with Captain Crunch.

no wonder he had a mistress..yikes
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[The Indomitable DrugS]

The Duke of Wellington - and John McCain didn't do much better than old Horatio.

Both went off to war with a fox - and came back home to a dog.

I honestly admire McCain a lot. He showed tremendous courage to withstand years of torture - but when he came home to a crippled wife who transformed from a beauty into a beast after a car accident - he just dumped her for a hottie heiress like anyone smart would do.

A man should only be subjected to so much torture in a lifetime.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

The Duke of Wellington - and John McCain didn't do much better than old Horatio.

Both went off to war with a fox - and came back home to a dog.

I honestly admire McCain a lot. He showed tremendous courage to withstand years of torture - but when he came home to a crippled wife who transformed from a beauty into a beast after a car accident - he just dumped her for a hottie heiress like anyone smart would do.

A man should only be subjected to so much torture in a lifetime.

...I understand it was his favorite car...so you can't really fault him.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by geeker2

...I understand it was his favorite car...so you can't really fault him.

I don't fault him at all.

Going from this:




To this:





Now that really is Change we can believe in!

Not to mention all the doors the move opened up and all the

[geeker2]

LOL....

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

fer gods sakes already she didn't do the weather forecasts topless did she??

That is the million dollar question. She did the topless scene in Varsity Blues so anything is possible.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by geeker2

no wonder he had a mistress..yikes
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You know, I had never actually seen a picture of the Duke of Wellington's wife - and was just going on what I remember hearing when I learned about him in my early days when I was fascinated by war strategy.

I googled and got this:




Pretty solid.

However, upon further reading, that must be the before pic.

Pakenham had been a pretty, vivacious girl when Wellesley had met her ten years before, but she was thin, pale and in poor health by the time he informed Sparrow that he was returning to England and that she should "renew the proposition he had made some years ago" on his behalf. Pakenham feared that Wellesley felt bound by promises he had made ten years earlier and was in two minds as to whether to accept the proposal. Despite his more formal proposal after he had obtained her brother's permission, she insisted that he should see her in person before committing himself. Wellesley travelled to Ireland to meet her, and although he was obviously disappointed in the change in her (he said to his brother "She has grown ugly, by Jove!"), went ahead with the marriage.

Does anyone else remember back in the day when Steve Crist took over at the DRF? They would always show a picture of him that was probably taken his sophomore year in college.

In the pic, besides looking 12 years younger than he really was, he also had a bad porno mustache - but was otherwise clean cut and looked like he probably weighed 125lbs.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Dude, I don't now where you come up with some of this stuff. I remember that picture and your description is dead on. Too funny.

solid is a fine description of that 19th century beauty. so is rubenesque. bulky fits. as does fat. but solid was the best choice.

and to think she went downhill from that.

but i appreciate your ability to suspend 21st century sensibilities.

unless you were talking about porn mustaches. i'd have swung out the gene shalit reference for that. makes the jr's hit google themselves.