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I'm a dyke.. and I call other gay people (men and women) Fag's. Quite often actually, especially when they piss me off. I'll even use the term on myself if I feel I'm being a dumbass. Am I a bigot against gay people?? |
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And here I was proud to wear my badge of the only Republican Lesbian in this country. JK Honu.. I'm your exact equal when it comes to political views. Incredible really... |
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I men. I way more men then women (who I feel 90% of need to be on prozac) its just women have something I want... and men dont have it! |
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[quote=Antitrust32]I men. I way more men then women (who I feel 90% of need to be on prozac)
its just women have something I want... and men dont have it![/QUOTE] I know the feeling
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote |
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I had a date with an ex the other night.. and I brought up politics, and said "I doesnt bother me that I cant get married cause it saves me the trouble of divorce." Well I was hoping that she would laugh but she didnt. |
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I've heard that but its never been directed to me. |
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fag hag
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I chickened out.
I could not ask them. Really did not have the time anyway. So instead I asked a student that has been blind from birth about dreams. Does she dream mostly about feeling and hearing, and what does she "see" in her mind's eye when contemplating color. It was very interesting. |
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This guy's begging for the vice squad.
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Tell me how many popped pimple puss spots were on your mirror Mort? I know ya looked long enough to get a good count. |
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Yes ,sir...I'm Lt. Greenwood from the Westerville Police Department.
Uh...we've got several very odd reports about you,Mr.Garden. Now let's see. I guess first is....uh --ya mind takin' your hands out of your pockets,sir? That bugs me. Thanks........Now the first thing is this most recent report about the blind student of yours where you commenced to ask her in private how she feels things...and what does she dream about feelin'. Is that right,sir? What the fucl< was that supposed to mean---exactly? |
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Were you tryin' to imply she should touch your penis,sir?
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Finger tips are very important Lt. Westerwoody. Now about that puss on your mirror. If we took a sample of this Lt., would we, or would we not see little tadpoles swimming around under the scope? We have conflicting evidence about where this bodily fluid came from. -Detective Gardenhosehead. |