No bid contracts? Deja Vu all over again

dalakhani · #1 10-26-2008, 12:27 AM

Not sports or horses.

Cannon Shell · #2 10-26-2008, 12:34 AM

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081026/...palin_pipeline

This is George Bush...with lipstick. And there are some that will still support her after all of it.

This doesnt look like sports or horses...

dalakhani · #3 10-26-2008, 12:37 AM

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This doesnt look like sports or horses...

Good point

Rudeboyelvis · #4 10-26-2008, 02:34 AM

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded

3kings · #5 10-26-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded

Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke.

The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

Danzig · #6 10-26-2008, 09:37 AM

it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

SCUDSBROTHER · #7 10-26-2008, 02:17 PM

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Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke.

The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I think it's a gem. I will now tell it to my parents while they're together, and report the response. My guess is my pop will look at my mom to tailor his reaction. I don't know how you can be pssy whipped by a 70 year old pssy, but whatever.

SCUDSBROTHER · #8 10-26-2008, 02:34 PM

Both parents laughed hard right away. So wrong, huh.

Danzig · #9 10-26-2008, 02:36 PM

well...just told it to my son...he didn't really even crack a smile.
i'll have to call my daughter later.

SCUDSBROTHER · #10 10-26-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

Danzig · #11 10-26-2008, 02:56 PM

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If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

but we don't, so much for your theory.

Danzig · #12 10-26-2008, 02:57 PM

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sounds like he was brought up well. Good job.

thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

SCUDSBROTHER · #13 10-26-2008, 04:09 PM

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but we don't, so much for your theory.

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

SCUDSBROTHER · #14 10-26-2008, 04:16 PM

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thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

Why she have a kid after 40? Anybody knows the chances for that to happen go up for women that age who have previously had a lot of kids. Why would we want somebody that dumb to run something? My mom laughed, and then quickly said: "Now that's bad!!" A few minutes later, she said she sure isn't gunna go telling the joke to anybody. So, I think the innappropriate comes later. The 1st instinct is to laugh, but only if you really do think she is stupid.

SCUDSBROTHER · #15 10-26-2008, 04:39 PM

Last Night she said her expensive clothing doesn't belong to her. It belongs to the R.N.C. That's how stupid she is. She really thinks people are going to believe her crap like that. What are they gunna do with clothing made just for her?

Mortimer · #16 10-26-2008, 04:58 PM

SkidsMother has really out done himself.

Of course..I am unqualified to join in this discourse so I will just make comments about stupid posters.

Dannie....rub my belly.

Danzig · #17 10-26-2008, 04:59 PM

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Last Night she said her expensive clothing doesn't belong to her. It belongs to the R.N.C. That's how stupid she is. She really thinks people are going to believe her crap like that. What are they gunna do with clothing made just for her?

she isn't exactly made of money like mccains old lady. supposedly the rnc bought the clothes, and then they're supposed to be donated to charity from what i read.

Danzig · #18 10-26-2008, 05:00 PM

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Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

if the govt is run by folks like her, hell no i don't want them in charge of anything!! she's a moron, and far too right for me. why does it always come down to politics with you, sheesh.

Danzig · #19 10-26-2008, 05:36 PM

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.

Mortimer · #20 10-26-2008, 05:38 PM

She's not going to rub my belly.