WARNING: a long vent about a crappy day.

[TheSpyder]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

Hang it there Matt! I know what you're saying. I have a doosey from last year starting with my sister in law and her husband getting a DUI one house away from getting here, and then him getting into a huge fight with my mother in law causing no one to talk to each other.

By the way, your giving Scav's a run for his money on reliving life's special moments

Spyder

[Danzig]

tell your wife i'm sorry she had a rough day. good thing the holidays only come once a year. i'll be having a houseful a week after christmas, thanks to my husband. but i won't be able to liven things up for myself with any wagering.

and if your wife wants the recipe i use for turkey, let me know-it's never dry.

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by pgardn

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

you sure you got that right?

[Mortimer]

He's going to get a stabbing from Ethel for that one.

[Scav]

Thank god I haven't had to deal with kids yet, although, I tend to get along with them.

Sorry bro, one day a year, plus you acting cool probably scores major points with the wifey, thus you might get some special treatment

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

Thank god I haven't had to deal with kids yet, although, I tend to get along with them.

Sorry bro, one day a year, plus you acting cool probably scores major points with the wifey, thus you might get some special treatment

Scavs, there is no special treatment when you are married. The closest thing would be for her to take the boys out Sunday afternoon so I can watch the Giants game. But instead, I have to clean out the garage and take out the X-mas decorations. Not to mention that I can't even move from the Thanksgiving morning football game. I'm popping Advil like they are Pez.

Special Teatment, that's funny.

Originally Posted by herkhorse

you sure you got that right?

I think so.
2 times.

Ethels sister got off twice to her new husband.
My wife's sister and the screwball she married.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Scavs, there is no special treatment when you are married. The closest thing would be for her to take the boys out Sunday afternoon so I can watch the Giants game. But instead, I have to clean out the garage and take out the X-mas decorations. Not to mention that I can't even move from the Thanksgiving morning football game. I'm popping Advil like they are Pez.

Special Teatment, that's funny.

So check this, my parents unexpectantly bought a Nintendo Wii...I started playing tennis and boxing and baseball. TALK ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE. Jesus christ it feels like my shoulder is about to fall off right now

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

So check this, my parents unexpectantly bought a Nintendo Wii...I started playing tennis and boxing and baseball. TALK ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE. Jesus christ it feels like my shoulder is about to fall off right now

That's disappointing, with you being the finely tuned athlete that you are!



But I guess that's a sign of old age creeping in, when you have to stretch before playing video games!

[letswastemoney]

lol When you play Wii Sports, you don't need to make gigantic moves with your arms really. I have found that flicking your wrist works just as well.

[ALostTexan]

I have worked in hospitals for about 9 years now, and usually work all of the holidays. Always interesting, becuase we are always busy, and we usually have alot of domestic violence stuff come in. Usually tied to your type of story, Matt, but get a little more redneck mixed in, plus a little alcohol, and you get a very interesting situation...

[Mortimer]

Steve H. Crist.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Fucl< off Morty. We're talking Wii here. Although I must admit Scavs getting sore playing it is pretty bad. I thought I was in bad shape.

fr&l-a!!!!

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by ALostTexan

I have worked in hospitals for about 9 years now, and usually work all of the holidays. Always interesting, becuase we are always busy, and we usually have alot of domestic violence stuff come in. Usually tied to your type of story, Matt, but get a little more redneck mixed in, plus a little alcohol, and you get a very interesting situation...

I could definitley see alcohol intensifing the situation. I am assuming that some of the redneck folk might also have more weaponry around the house/camper. It sounds like an potentially interesting/painful situation.

I think the only thing I would have done if I had a few in me was, throw everyone out ala Ralph Kramden in the honeymooners!!

[Scav]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Fucl< off Morty. We're talking Wii here. Although I must admit Scavs getting sore playing it is pretty bad. I thought I was in bad shape.

I am definitely not in great shape right now, but you use muscles that you generally don't use all the time with this damn thing, definitely getting one, it is awesome

[3kings]

Matt,
Sorry your day sucked, but the story made my family weekend a little better. Thanks for sharing.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Tale of Ekati - Arson Squad - Harlem Rocker - Bribon.

Very tough race.

Who says I never give you a winner.

[Mortimer]

Shut your big mouth.

[richard burch]

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