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Old 01-30-2009, 02:15 PM
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I had to kill a deer and cook it to survive...but I'm alive.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:18 PM
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I had to kill a deer and cook it to survive...but I'm alive.
No one has called me a f.uck wad in three weeks..

welcome back
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:26 PM
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Just get your power back?
Hopefully you don't have any property damage.
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:42 PM
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I had to kill a deer and cook it to survive...but I'm alive.
Glad to hear it. We couldve used ya the past few weeks in some of these threads.
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:47 PM
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ROLL TIDE! welcome back.
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:48 PM
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No one has called me a f.uck wad in three weeks..

welcome back
i was calling people f.ucktards in my head yesterday...
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:35 PM
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Welcome home Coach, nice to have you back.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:51 PM
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Just get your power back?
Hopefully you don't have any property damage.
Yeah after 3 torturous days in the wild.

No property damage.


Thanks to all wishing me a happy, healthy return. That Beyer thread upstairs was good for a laugh.
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:33 AM
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Coach, even I missed you and I really try to avoid your wrath so I don't post in threads you're in... but thanks for coming back.

Will there be an artistic rendition of your dear kill available for viewing?
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:34 PM
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Coach Pants the SurvivorMan...glad to hear you made it..boy it looks bad up there.

Now get back to offending us quickly pah-leese....
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Old 01-31-2009, 04:59 PM
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I had to kill a deer and cook it to survive...but I'm alive.
which legs were "to kill a deer" and "cook it to survive" in?

who are you alive to?

best wishes from this libtard, pillow.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:46 AM
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:24 AM
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Awwwwwwwwww
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:29 AM
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Damn.
I was hoping you died in a fire...
Over and over again.

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Old 02-02-2009, 08:29 PM
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Damn.
I was hoping you died in a fire...
Over and over again.

sounds familiar
where have I heard that before?
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