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Old 04-16-2009, 06:06 PM
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Take the DT Wonderlic and find out...



#1. Where will Sumitas send his two-year-old?

A) Belmont Park
B) Finger Lakes
C) The Glue Factory
D) Golden Missile's cock


#2. If Justin Dew picks Hold Me Back to win the Derby..

A) Bittel Road will sh!t in his stall
B) The Dow will surge back over 10,000 in a week
C) Casino Drive will win the Arc
D) The Travers Stakes will be renamed after Zanjero


#3. When DrugS crafts a post on the 2007 Kentucky Derby, it's reading time is measured by what tool?

A) Calender
B) Sun dial
C) Cannon Shell's State of the Union speech
D) The Fat Charts


#4. Indian Charlie's best contribution to this board has been ...

A) Uriflow
B) Adriano
C) Scat Porn
D) All of the above



#5. On the second Saturday in May, Freddy Mo's thoughts turn to:

A) Booze and pills
B) Lauren Stich's booty
C) Imperial Council
D) Victoria Secret Spring Catalog


#6. Bellsbendboy will be the best thoroughbred handicapper alive when..

A) P May Jr's Myspace page wins him a Pulitzer
B) Antitrust swears off poon
C) Obama names Quiet Chris ambassador to Israel
D) Aaron Hesz has a heart attack


#7. Which three words best describe SCUDS

A) Resident Dodger expert
B) Yankee Bravo fan
C) Dark Meat Enthusiast
D) Worst poster ever


#8. Dellinger63 will kill himself...

A) If Arlington Park is turned into a mosque
B) For Kicks
C) If Obama wins re-election in 2012
D) If Linda Watson returns wearing a strap on


#9. If you had to take one of the following out on a date - which would be most bearable

A) Pedigree Ann
B) Riot
C) Cowgirlintexas
D) Hank Goldberg in drag

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Old 04-16-2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Take the DT Wonderlic and find out...



#1. Where will Sumitas send his two-year-old?

A) Belmont Park
B) Finger Lakes
C) The Glue Factory
D) Golden Missile's cock


#2. If Justin Dew picks Hold Me Back to win the Derby..

A) Bittel Road will sh!t in his stall
B) The Dow will surge back over 10,000 in a week
C) Casino Drive will win the Arc
D) The Travers Stakes will be renamed after Zanjero


#3. When DrugS crafts a post on the 2007 Kentucky Derby, it's reading time is measured by what tool?

A) Calender
B) Sun dial
C) Cannon Shell's State of the Union speech
D) The Fat Charts


#4. Indian Charlie's best contribution to this board has been ...

A) Uriflow
B) Adriano
C) Scat Porn
D) All of the above



#5. On the second Saturday in May, Freddy Mo's thoughts turn to:

A) Booze and pills
B) Lauren Stich's booty
C) Imperial Council
D) Victoria Secret Spring Catalog


#6. Bellsbendboy will be the best thoroughbred handicapper alive when..

A) P May Jr's Myspace page wins him a Pulitzer
B) Antitrust swears off poon
C) Obama names Quiet Chris ambassador to Israel
D) Aaron Hesz has a heart attack


#7. Which three words best describe SCUDS

A) Resident Dodger expert
B) Yankee Bravo fan
C) Dark Meat Enthusiast
D) Worst poster ever


#8. Dellinger63 will kill himself...

A) If Arlington Park is turned into a mosque
B) For Kicks
C) If Obama wins re-election in 2012
D) If Linda Watson returns wearing a strap on


#9. If you had to take one of the following out on a date - which would be most bearable

A) Pedigree Ann
B) Riot
C) Cowgirlintexas
D) Hank Goldberg in drag

1) B
2) C
3) C
4) D
5) B
6) C
7) A
8) C
9) C " I may be crazy.....but I'm not a fool!"
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:44 PM
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You only got two right.

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Old 04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Take the DT Wonderlic and find out...



#1. Where will Sumitas send his two-year-old?

A) Belmont Park
B) Finger Lakes
C) The Glue Factory
D) Golden Missile's cock


#2. If Justin Dew picks Hold Me Back to win the Derby..

A) Bittel Road will sh!t in his stall
B) The Dow will surge back over 10,000 in a week
C) Casino Drive will win the Arc
D) The Travers Stakes will be renamed after Zanjero


#3. When DrugS crafts a post on the 2007 Kentucky Derby, it's reading time is measured by what tool?

A) Calender
B) Sun dial
C) Cannon Shell's State of the Union speech
D) The Fat Charts


#4. Indian Charlie's best contribution to this board has been ...

A) Uriflow
B) Adriano
C) Scat Porn
D) All of the above



#5. On the second Saturday in May, Freddy Mo's thoughts turn to:

A) Booze and pills
B) Lauren Stich's booty
C) Imperial Council
D) Victoria Secret Spring Catalog


#6. Bellsbendboy will be the best thoroughbred handicapper alive when..

A) P May Jr's Myspace page wins him a Pulitzer
B) Antitrust swears off poon
C) Obama names Quiet Chris ambassador to Israel
D) Aaron Hesz has a heart attack


#7. Which three words best describe SCUDS

A) Resident Dodger expert
B) Yankee Bravo fan
C) Dark Meat Enthusiast
D) Worst poster ever


#8. Dellinger63 will kill himself...

A) If Arlington Park is turned into a mosque
B) For Kicks
C) If Obama wins re-election in 2012
D) If Linda Watson returns wearing a strap on


#9. If you had to take one of the following out on a date - which would be most bearable

A) Pedigree Ann
B) Riot
C) Cowgirlintexas
D) Hank Goldberg in drag
B, D, D, A, D, C, C, C, All of the above
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
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Oh my god..






Fine work...





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Old 04-16-2009, 07:04 PM
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By the way... I have no idea how much time you put into this... but it's straight



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Old 04-16-2009, 07:27 PM
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Dare I ask....which two?
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:37 PM
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Take the DT Wonderlic and find out...



#1. Where will Sumitas send his two-year-old?
B) Finger Lakes

#2. If Justin Dew picks Hold Me Back to win the Derby..
D) The Travers Stakes will be renamed after Zanjero


#3. When DrugS crafts a post on the 2007 Kentucky Derby, it's reading time is measured by what tool?
B) Sun dial

#4. Indian Charlie's best contribution to this board has been ...
D) All of the above


#5. On the second Saturday in May, Freddy Mo's thoughts turn to:
A) Booze and pills


#6. Bellsbendboy will be the best thoroughbred handicapper alive when..
B) Antitrust swears off poon


#7. Which three words best describe SCUDS
A) Resident Dodger expert



#8. Dellinger63 will kill himself...
C) If Obama wins re-election in 2012


#9. If you had to take one of the following out on a date - which would be most bearable

THUD!
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