South Dakota completely gives up on knowledge, education and spelling

[Riot]

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, by the House of Representatives of the Eighty-fifth Legislature of the State of South Dakota, the Senate concurring therein, that the South Dakota Legislature urges that instruction in the public schools relating to global warming include the following:
(1) That global warming is a scientific theory rather than a proven fact;
(2) That there are a variety of climatological, meteorological, astrological, thermological, cosmological,and ecological dynamics that can effect world weather phenomena and that the significance and interrelativity of these factors is largely speculative; and
(3) That the debate on global warming has subsumed political and philosophical viewpoints which have complicated and prejudiced the scientific investigation of global warming phenomena; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that the Legislature urges that all instruction on the theory of global warming be appropriate to the age and academic development of the student and to the prevailing classroom circumstances.

"Astrological" ? - sure, horoscopes have alot to do with climate change.

"Thermological" ? - like ... um .... red LED Christmas lights are sewn into horse blankets, and sold as magical infra-red healing light?

"Meteorlogical"? - well the weather really has nothing at all to do with global climate change, but hey, if the talking heads on FoxNews think so ...

"Cosmological"? - like the moon's gravity? The rings around Saturn? Black holes?

dynamics that can effect world weather phenomena and that the significance and interrelativity of these factors is largely speculative;

The word you guys wanted was "affect" world weather phenomena. But that's okay. "Spelling" is probably "just a theory" and "largely speculative", too.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Riot

"Astrological" ? - sure, horoscopes have alot to do with climate change.

"Thermological" ? - like ... um .... red LED Christmas lights are sewn into horse blankets, and sold as magical infra-red healing light?

"Meteorlogical"? - well the weather really has nothing at all to do with global climate change, but hey, if the talking heads on FoxNews think so ...

"Cosmological"? - like the moon's gravity? The rings around Saturn? Black holes?



The word you guys wanted was "affect" world weather phenomena. But that's okay. "Spelling" is probably "just a theory" and "largely speculative", too.

They had me at the first line.....

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by Riot

"Astrological" ? - sure, horoscopes have alot to do with climate change.

"Thermological" ? - like ... um .... red LED Christmas lights are sewn into horse blankets, and sold as magical infra-red healing light?

"Meteorlogical"? - well the weather really has nothing at all to do with global climate change, but hey, if the talking heads on FoxNews think so ...

"Cosmological"? - like the moon's gravity? The rings around Saturn? Black holes?



The word you guys wanted was "affect" world weather phenomena. But that's okay. "Spelling" is probably "just a theory" and "largely speculative", too.

Tom Daschle Sen SD (behind the scene)