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Old 03-03-2010, 09:58 PM
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:10 PM
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Deb-o-Deb and Frannypoo get your popcorn ready....Clydeee is going to entertain us...just like Morteee did...
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:17 PM
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Deb-o-Deb and Frannypoo get your popcorn ready....Clydeee is going to entertain us...just like Morteee did...

Will I need my 3-D glasses?
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:25 PM
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Will I need my 3-D glasses?

YES...and some shot glasses (it helps with the understanding)
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:30 PM
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YES...and some shot glasses (it helps with the understanding)

I shall try to be prepared.


By the way, your cat looks like he's already hit the shot glasses.
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Old 03-03-2010, 11:01 PM
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Your audience awaits.
They do??

Oh..I mean...yes!!....they do!
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Old 03-03-2010, 11:22 PM
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Geeker Counter and Deb-O-Deb....are my audience??



This is a "legion"...Sighty-poo?

But they are worthy fans.

And I do apologize for missing out on the cards you gave me...won't happen again.




It is now night...when it's dark,when evil spirits come out to do their filthy deeds.From the looks of some of todays selections...the spirits may have started early .

I have found Johnny Rebs very gullible.I tell them I'm Superman...they look at me like I'm insane.I know they do this to cover their gullibility.To appease my alter ego's delight,I play Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All on my car radio....loudly at stop lights.I make muscles in my rear view mirror.


But I only get positive reactions from from ancient women and dogs.Same thing,I guess.Odd they would not fear a psychopath, but then they don't seem to fear public handicappers either so maybe there is something to gain out of this study.


A Canadian Spaceship crashed near TexArkana today.


No one noticed.


They all think these spacecraft are nothing more than errant Tonka toys propelled up into the sky by Obama supporters celebrating God knows what.







Do you like God?

I do.

He was my only physically present friend during my "ordeal."


We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."




I thought something really nifty was coming and He hit me with the above.


Now,I don't like Him anymore.
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Old 03-03-2010, 11:38 PM
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now that's more like it.....


I am now mad at Him too.....but what if Him was a Her....Hummmmmmmmm
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Old 03-04-2010, 09:25 AM
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Some very fine prowling in the night!
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Old 03-04-2010, 09:35 AM
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Ah wonder if the one who lurks at night is preparing for another fine evening..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sz1EhPSRgo

(shameless excuse for me to check out Mr. Bale's backside)
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Geeker Counter and Deb-O-Deb....are my audience??



This is a "legion"...Sighty-poo?

But they are worthy fans.

And I do apologize for missing out on the cards you gave me...won't happen again.




It is now night...when it's dark,when evil spirits come out to do their filthy deeds.From the looks of some of todays selections...the spirits may have started early .

I have found Johnny Rebs very gullible.I tell them I'm Superman...they look at me like I'm insane.I know they do this to cover their gullibility.To appease my alter ego's delight,I play Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All on my car radio....loudly at stop lights.I make muscles in my rear view mirror.


But I only get positive reactions from from ancient women and dogs.Same thing,I guess.Odd they would not fear a psychopath, but then they don't seem to fear public handicappers either so maybe there is something to gain out of this study.


A Canadian Spaceship crashed near TexArkana today.


No one noticed.


They all think these spacecraft are nothing more than errant Tonka toys propelled up into the sky by Obama supporters celebrating God knows what.







Do you like God?

I do.

He was my only physically present friend during my "ordeal."


We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."




I thought something really nifty was coming and He hit me with the above.


Now,I don't like Him anymore.


If you would stop distracting the canadian spaceships with your rear view mirror, muscle making, they wouldn't be crashing.
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:51 PM
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When we take our road trip - hands off the radio dial

Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All ............... OMG
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If you would stop distracting the canadian spaceships with your rear view mirror, muscle making, they wouldn't be crashing.


You simplify so well.

You would have been a great alchemist.



Tell me( won't you?)....is your garden overgrowing or do you prune it with regularity?

Has anyone ever seen it?

Do you even have one?
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Old 03-04-2010, 09:27 PM
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Ah wonder if the one who lurks at night is preparing for another fine evening..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sz1EhPSRgo

(shameless excuse for me to check out Mr. Bale's backside)

Ah di-yud!!

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
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now that's more like it.....


I am now mad at Him too.....but what if Him was a Her....Hummmmmmmmm

THANK YOU SSSSSSSSO MUCH.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:15 PM
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Not enough attention is being paid to me.



I'm leaving.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:20 PM
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Don't go!

Tell us about your business cards!
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Old 03-06-2010, 12:30 AM
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Not enough attention is being paid to me.



I'm leaving.


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Old 03-06-2010, 05:51 AM
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Don't go!

Tell us about your business cards!


!!

Raised amethyst Georgia on white night (when it's dark) background..don't ya know.










Oh my God.





My name is misspelled.

That makes me very angry.

Would you like some sorbet??
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