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Old 03-15-2010, 11:12 AM
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:13 AM
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They forgot to mention in the article that he used to wear one contact for six months at a time.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:18 AM
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I knew a dude who told a few of us that he makes out with his pillow while he beats off.

And no ... he doesn't wear one contact at a time.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:21 AM
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I knew a dude who told a few of us that he makes out with his pillow while he beats off.

And no ... he doesn't wear one contact at a time.
What an ameutuer!
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:33 AM
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and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:35 AM
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and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?
I don't know if it's recognized by the state, but I have to go to one of those unions/weddings this weekend.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:58 PM
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and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?

I think you should be
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Old 03-15-2010, 03:19 PM
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I think you should be
thank you
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Old 03-15-2010, 03:37 PM
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Is this a step up or a step down from a sock?
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Old 03-15-2010, 03:46 PM
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HUGE step down.

You rub one out on a sock - you just pitch it on the floor and throw it away whenever you feel an urge to clean - or throw it in the wash whenever you feel an urge to do laundry.

You have to sleep with the pillow.

The sock is like the $5 Korean street hooker to the pillows wife of your children.
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Old 03-15-2010, 07:13 PM
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