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Old 07-09-2010, 11:23 PM
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Ralph..what kind of button men do I have here?


BeefHerky lies about his work...and you are did not come when summoned to do work.



And Sighty-poo is horned off at me.








nighty-poo


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Old 07-09-2010, 11:35 PM
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I did not lie, I took out the grey poupon and I got him.
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:44 PM
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I stand corrected.
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:10 PM
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What if everyone were like ae dingbat..and failed to do so?



If there were ever a ham camera operator---it's him.
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:27 PM
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OK girls...


..here is a replay,be back later tonight

so you may start off your day--right





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71xa...x=0&playnext=1
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:36 PM
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Oh..I do realize how important it is , to many of you ,as to how the Rebuilding of Me is coming along...especially Polo Tsunami.


Well,I haven't failed to check each item off my check list, in their proper order--mind you,without being tardy for 2 consecutive days.Number one of two has already been checked off for today.




















Franny loved Mortimer.She loved how he held her so carefully in his very big,strong arms.He kissed her pretty little face softly and honestly while holding her 'round the small of her little back.

When he kissed her lips it sent her into a star lit swirl of a floaty ride through the top of her "things that make me feel so very happy and squiggly" private noodle fun list.



Franny loved feeling Mortimer pretty.That means he made her feel that way...not the other thing









This mild mini smut has been brought to you by Davey Really Needs to get On the Road Again Chippy Dippy.

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Old 07-10-2010, 03:56 PM
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I did not lie, I took out the grey poupon and I got him.
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I didn't see that!




ror!!














1.5 checked off.
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Old 07-10-2010, 05:04 PM
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All done.






Gentlemen.....guess with whom Sighty-poo went to spend her vacay?


Say hello,my little energizer bunny.




YOO-HOO!!...Hi Dooryarders!....Sighty is very happy!!
























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Old 07-10-2010, 07:14 PM
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2 of 2..on time...and I just returned from attending a birthday par-tay, to boot.




I am having a very good day.
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:25 PM
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Always thought this a snappy tune.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lbx4...eature=related


When the video starts,doesn't it remind you of Wizard of Oz?
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:32 PM
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And one more.

Some may recall I rewrote the words in honor of Wilko's bizarre Derby run a few years back.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLOMAanlIU
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:38 PM
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Dooryarders, I really hate to say this....but I have very bad news. Stevie and I agreed to a new contract in principal only.Now that he has sent me the document......it blows.


He's a big liah!!


That's OK,though. Because I have been reminded of something and I will leave in about.....3 weeks. Plus or minus a few days.I have to figure it out.


I promise this is not yet another in a string of my own big liah!! promises.



That don't sound right.







But it's really,really.
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:42 PM
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18 days.




Use me up..there just is not much more time.
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:58 PM
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..one more--one more....


Cream doing the old tune done by the man who sold off to the devil.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdwVVI4B3oY




Let's listen.

Should be fun.
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:02 PM
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Always thought this a snappy tune.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lbx4...eature=related


When the video starts,doesn't it remind you of Wizard of Oz?
danttadantdananadantdadanttanana, why yes it does
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:06 PM
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..one more--one more....


Cream doing the old tune done by the man who sold off to the devil.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdwVVI4B3oY




Let's listen.

Should be fun.
Many moons ago, i played this tune on my cassete recorder, on a bus, from NY to Fla, no less than 250 times.
The bus was full of High school guys and girls, and they were almost all getting a buzz on, so they really didnt mind....
TRUE STORY
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:08 PM
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18 days.




Use me up..there just is not much more time.
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:12 PM
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Many moons ago, i played this tune on my cassete recorder, on a bus, from NY to Fla, no less than 250 times.
The bus was full of High school guys and girls, and they were almost all getting a buzz on, so they really didnt mind....
TRUE STORY
what's a cassette recorder?
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danttadantdananadantdadanttanana, why yes it does


snarf!!
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:46 PM
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Many moons ago, i played this tune on my cassete recorder, on a bus, from NY to Fla, no less than 250 times.
The bus was full of High school guys and girls, and they were almost all getting a buzz on, so they really didnt mind....
TRUE STORY

And a fine one it was..I do believe it because I can make sense out of it.A very fine choice.




CozyWozys...James is a member.

His gang name is SantaNaJimi...Far Eastern Santa Claus.

I know you know I say that with positive old days intentions-from SantanaJimi,James.
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