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Old 07-12-2010, 08:32 AM
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Well at least I got some shut eye.

I think cowboys invented that term.

Cowboys are morons.




I wish Travesty Stone would drop in....I'd then drop him with about 8 pies.

Ya got Monkey Island to bark at,Stone.I wouldn't brag about calling a wrong number at that mutant factory.It's in Shreveport no less.The locals tried to kill me there one night.Such nice people.Oh they love their lost fucl<in' travelers.

I'm going to munch some nice peanut butter and honey.
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:39 AM
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I told you I would be boring.


Geeker..here's an example:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG07rYStCjw

check out the dancers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:55 AM
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That didn't really happen.
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:08 AM
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BrownSugah was invited to Mortimers House of Thrills for some Fun with Food.







I already have a Worst Case Scenario Woody and will have to do this later.
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Old 07-12-2010, 01:06 PM
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Well you can tell it's sweeps month.

They are running the Time thread and the latest brainshower of RockTard directly against The Cozy Dooryard.



It ain't woikin' sa hot.






We're bigger than US Steel.
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Old 07-12-2010, 01:33 PM
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..uh-oh...


I don't have 30 days.

I don't have 16 days here,either.

I have 10.




Now I have to pull a rabbit out of something.



And these next 10 days..I will have to be a very busy bee....but I think I've done enough damage here.
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Old 07-12-2010, 03:59 PM
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Oh..am leaving my trash can and shredder to Geeker. Geeker, my very good friend...I know you can do this.


Franny gets the cape which was retrieved from Franklin...CAH-SOL...

Debbie is to have the remainder of my autographed pud photos.

Sighty-Poo ..you get all of my toiletries and the remainder of my right things to eat.They're in the ice box.



The remainder of my right things to eat are in the ice box...not the toiletries.

Will give you a heads up when you can come get the stuff.



Gooey gets my films made with Samantha and Cristy.Some have never been seen since I took them.


Neither have Samantha and Cristy.



Oh well.




I wanted the initial members to have all .....the people who followed, I'm sorry.You are A#1 puny Earthlings, but they really deserve it.At least you are members;it's a rare honor.

Let me know if I forgot anyone or thing.











Will still be around for a few days.



( the booing and hissing---stop it )
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:23 PM
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Gosh..Uncly and Poach Cants....I am so sorry.


Boy am I.


You know what?

I leave you the finest of all gifts.

Each other.


Poach..do you take Uncly as your wife, to have and to hold ..in sickness and in health? And never to let anything come between you?


I know you do.


Uncly...do you take Poach as your husband,to have and to hold...in sickness and in health? And never let anything come between you?

I know you do as well.




I now pronounce you...man and wife.




Congratulations,Poach.You may now kissy-poo the bride.










Never break these vows.

Never break your bond.

Never let anything come between you.
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:29 PM
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You know,Racing Fans...there really is no reason to stick around any longer.I have made Stevie-poo's life here......a little more challenging than it should .



So with that thought in mind....I will go.

I admit to being a very odd concoction.

I am very strange....I'm quite sappy....am a huge ham sandwich....and very attentionHOish.





I am a very strange,very sappy,very huge ham sandwich and a very big attention-HO.




That said....I feel the need to fashion one final, good bye poim...put to music.


My intent is for it to be the culmination of all my previous fine work.









Although I'll probably fail miserably---again.
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:29 PM
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what are you sorry for??
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:34 PM
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I forgot to leave something for you and Coach.


Can't you read?
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:47 PM
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you've already given me so much though.

besides

it will be nice to have some peace and quiet around here





Oops!





I meant


besides

You'll be back around soon.
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:07 PM
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"I was north to her south..."



Kind Sir...

I'm afraid i do you great injustice as I've read this fine thread on and off. Only on and off.

Shame on me.

I offer my apologies as it should be savored... read slowly, deliberately... like a Gabriel Garcia-Marquez novel or like good sex... time and care and repetition, rhythm... building and building... do you know what I'm saying?

Building and building and all the while a kind of frenzied pleasure is awakened, encouraged... tension and fury getting stronger and stronger.

A secret desire for a quickened pace...

Stronger and stronger until you lose yourself in it and want to scream out and beg...

Never never never stop

Nothing else matters just never stop...

There's no more time... time doesn't exist... there is only here and now and feeling

And finally...

finally...

climax of every sense.

The most intense full body exhale...

The kind where you feel like you're melting.

Stimulation artist, sensual troubadour, jongular... master of the art of forcing others to feel... to feel...

So for the floating and for the north and south ~ thank you.

A beautiful thought, a striking line surrounded by magic.

Amazing. Appreciated. Applauded.

Love,

Gooey, aka brown sugah

PS - Did anyone get the octopus his shoes?

Part II will be the lipstick line... aint nothing better than putting on lipstick.
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:16 PM
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now I want some brown sugar

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Old 07-12-2010, 07:23 PM
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:45 PM
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you've already given me so much though.

besides

it will be nice to have some peace and quiet around here





Oops!





I meant


besides

You'll be back around soon.


You are too kind.



And too funny.




And so wrong.





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Old 07-12-2010, 07:48 PM
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"I was north to her south..."



Kind Sir...

I'm afraid i do you great injustice as I've read this fine thread on and off. Only on and off.

Shame on me.

I offer my apologies as it should be savored... read slowly, deliberately... like a Gabriel Garcia-Marquez novel or like good sex... time and care and repetition, rhythm... building and building... do you know what I'm saying?

Building and building and all the while a kind of frenzied pleasure is awakened, encouraged... tension and fury getting stronger and stronger.

A secret desire for a quickened pace...

Stronger and stronger until you lose yourself in it and want to scream out and beg...

Never never never stop

Nothing else matters just never stop...

There's no more time... time doesn't exist... there is only here and now and feeling

And finally...

finally...

climax of every sense.

The most intense full body exhale...

The kind where you feel like you're melting.

Stimulation artist, sensual troubadour, jongular... master of the art of forcing others to feel... to feel...

So for the floating and for the north and south ~ thank you.

A beautiful thought, a striking line surrounded by magic.

Amazing. Appreciated. Applauded.

Love,

Gooey, aka brown sugah

PS - Did anyone get the octopus his shoes?
Part II will be the lipstick line... aint nothing better than putting on lipstick.




gooey!!



Oh mine Got!!



Everyone...give Gooey what I left for you---she's getting everything!!








Wait a minute..I don't owe you any money---do I??






=:>


You are so very,very kind.



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Old 07-12-2010, 07:54 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6n-_LuIzac



WHEN WE WALKED ALONG THE TRAIL









You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail


So I took you there

To hear all the notes

Along the Nerdy Trail

And you see with me we were what could be

When we walked along the trail


I can’t stay with you,I can’t be your wolf

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail






I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail





































I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail







So much time has passed since those…CAH-SOL..nights

Along the Nerdy Trail

Here the kiddies cry as the last to die

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

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Old 07-12-2010, 09:24 PM
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God..I promised a few minutes for one last walk....and everyone dee-dees?



Don't make me bang out another good bye poim.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:32 PM
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I thought you left for Canada
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