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Old 07-22-2010, 01:16 PM
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Ah wonder where Morty is?

5. The running track hiding keys
4. Lunch with the Belmonts. They are such wonderful people...
3. Pressing his toga and top hat for Sara'sToga
2. Getting inside information on Get Fiscal for his bff, RockTard
1. Buying Frannie Panties
EAUXH!!!!

Miss innocent Sighty....Ah missed that one...

Behave or I will punish you by locking you in a Zenyatta v. Rachel thread!!!
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Old 07-22-2010, 02:04 PM
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Do you have gardening on yer noodle?

yer always hearing voices, don't listen to them they give bad, bad advice.

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What..and give all this up?
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Old 07-22-2010, 02:05 PM
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EAUXH!!!!

Miss innocent Sighty....Ah missed that one...

Behave or I will punish you by locking you in a Zenyatta v. Rachel thread!!!

snort!!



I told you she'd get there.
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Old 07-22-2010, 02:18 PM
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But back to this deep Debbie moment...this will be the place I leap to..the place which cannot be topped....but for that I need one more boost of infinite inspiration.


Only one person can give such power to me.

That is Deborah herself.



Will I hear but a few words fitting this description?...just so little from her would push me over the top.


I believe they will come..costumed in one way or another, but I know she will.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:22 PM
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I have received the thought float.




My masterpiece is now ready for public display.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:26 PM
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I have received the thought float.




My masterpiece is now ready for public display.
Is that anything like a root beer float?
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:26 PM
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I squeeze out for you ,Debbie...my eternal love.



Nessun Dorma

( translated to English...don't laugh at me if I mess up the start)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfC9...eature=related








I came so far to tell Debbie how much I love her

Don’t tell me this, I know she but sleeps deep

Her face is alive with loveliness and closed eyes

Don’t tell me this..don’t tell me more lies


Wake up ,Debbie, for I am here to hold you
To hold you close and whisper I love you
What they say I despise; say it’s not true,I’ll stay the week
until you do
I won't go until I kiss your lips and you kiss mine
Please say you but sleep








Let me give you life with my kiss….I’ll breathe my life in and give it. to. you so you'll live ooooon and ooooon for meeeee and I can look down on you and pretend I'm still there






I will bend down to you and give you this kiss

Don't be afraid, I know you would do it for me

Just sleep soft you will soon be awake

I'll miss you so much but you will be alive













and now live Deb-oooo-raaah as I give my life for yours as I kiss and breathe it into you

I give to you for only one reason,my DebbieAmour..



beeecause..becaaaaaaaause I looooooove yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou












Thank you all ssssssssso much..thank you, thank you....burp...oh!!..excuse me...thank you all so very much.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:38 PM
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Hoss is doing some fine work in the smart threads.


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:48 PM
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Hoss is doing some fine work in the smart threads.


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
The predatory juices are flowing.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:58 PM
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The predatory juices are flowing.
He got the curriculum vitae out of her with the quickness.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:02 PM
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I can't see the smart threads.




Steve is fucl<ing me extry hard because I wouldn't let him in my ffbook area.

So petty.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:03 PM
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I think it's more jealousy over your horsey picks.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:05 PM
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I can't see the smart threads.




Steve is fucl<ing me extry hard because I wouldn't let him in my ffbook are.

So petty.
Here's the good stuff..
Originally Posted by Dahoss
My memory isn't as good as it used to be, but it's still pretty good. Now, of course that doesn't matter. But, save the pretentious crap for someone else. If you are going to be hammering points home to people back it up a little at the window, k?

Originally Posted by Pootery

Great research--and no I do not bet anymore on horses--not in the last five years. There is no mandate that one can not have an opinion on a horse without backing it up at the windows, even though you suppose it is true .

Are you fixing to bet me on something ???

I have backed it up at the window in the past, and I have gambled OUTSIDE of horseracing to the present--not that it is any of your business...

I do not consider gambling some big virtue, but I have gambled up to 5,000 bucks and the keys to my TVR--won both .

No big deal .

The very nature of my business is a gamble, and my return over 15 years is 300 percent, as is my lifetime return on playing the ponies from the day I put my allowance on Tim Tam in grade school .

Now piss off..
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:11 PM
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!!!!



But wait...you're saying the person is...Prudery-poo??

Is this true?

I know her.




She's really pretty smart and I would not fucl< with her....not saying anyone can't.......but I know I wouldn't.She can be demonic,but once her soft spots are found---she's a little pus.sy cat.

I have received several woodies from her delivery.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:16 PM
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!!!!



But wait...you're saying the person is...Prudery-poo??

Is this true?

I know her.




She's really pretty smart and I would not fucl< with her....not saying anyone can't.......but I know I wouldn't.She can be demonic,but once her soft spots are found---she's a little pus.sy cat.

I have received several woodies from her delivery.
Did she send vacay photos?
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:19 PM
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wait!!


The pies...I ..I.....are they for me, or Hossy?
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:20 PM
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Did she send vacay photos?

spray!!





ror!!......NO!
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Old 07-22-2010, 08:15 PM
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SportyFans...I admit I am insane.

You would be,too.


Anyhooo...a few minutes ago I called someone on one phone to ask my number for the other.They weren't there..I hung up and Captain Obvious slapped me up side the head.

At least I was right on the number I wasn't shore about.



I may not make the 28th,but will try.


It's hard to understand,I'm sure...and there really is no impetus as to why you should even want to.Just another beaten kumquat in a sea of savagery.It would not be fair ( life is not fair,I am not fair and certainly Coach P. is not fair---but fair isn't everything)...........what was I talking about?



Oh.

Just want to briefly thank a handful of people here.There is a lot of depth hidden in this group...but it will stay hidden..as it has been hidden from everyone.

Without asking, I received acts of extreme kindness from Franny ,Debbie and Laura.

Laura's was by far the most ..as you probably could guess...but Debbie and Franny were quite amazing in their own place.



That is enough.




In case tonight is it....like now...I wanted to make sure I got that in. I don't know what I will do from hour to hour, so it's here.

Canada is still possible but unlikely.

Anything is possible and all of it probably unlikely.I have 3 more doors to close and this will be the first...the other 2 will close by month's end.



I enjoy acting like a barbarian..and giving that character a twist with insanity is so much fun.I hope I don't fall out of character too soon.As a method actor/poster---it would be defeating.







As per usual...I have no idea what the fucl< I am talking about.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:01 PM
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I think it's more jealousy over your horsey picks.

Sorry I missed this...and I think you are right.Those 2 things plus the known fact all TrueSwine fear me.


The Padlock ,then, becomes their safe place.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:04 PM
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But back to this deep Debbie moment...this will be the place I leap to..the place which cannot be topped....but for that I need one more boost of infinite inspiration.


Only one person can give such power to me.

That is Deborah herself.



Will I hear but a few words fitting this description?...just so little from her would push me over the top.


I believe they will come..costumed in one way or another, but I know she will.
Sorry I'm late.

"May the force be with you".
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