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08-16-2010, 06:22 AM
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Happy Birthday to rpncaine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWEJPqJtZsk (I think you were the one that liked this guy) Strap them kids in Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a cherry coke We're going to Oklahoma to the family reunion for the first time in years It's up at uncle Slayton's cause he's getting on in years You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry He's not much on talking and he's just too mean to die And they'll be comin' down from Kansas and from west Arkansas It'll be one great big old party like you never saw Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's got a Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow He still makes whiskey 'cause he still knows how He plats that Choctaw bingo every Friday night You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug line Sells his hardwood timber to the shipping mill Cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell He cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell You know he likes his money he don't mind the smel lMy cousin Roscoe Slayton's oldest boy from his second marriage up in Illinois He was raised in East St. Louis by his momma's people Where they do things different Thought he'd just come on down He was going to Dallas Texas in a semi truck called from that big McDonald's You know the one they built up on that great big ol' bridge Across the Will Rogers Turnpike Took the Big Cabin exit stopped and bought a couple of cartons of cigarettes At that Indian Smoke Shop with the big neon smoke rings In the Cherokee Nation hit Muskogee late that night Somebody ran a stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass Roscoe tried to miss 'em but he didn't quiteBob and Mae come up from little town Way down by lake Texoma where he coaches football They were two A champions now for two years running But he says they won't be this year no they won't be this year And he stopped off in Tushka at that "Pop's Knife and Gun" place Bought a SKS rifle and a couple a full cases of that steel core ammo With the berdan primers from some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em And a Desert Eagle that's one great big ol' pistol I mean .50 caliber made by badass Hebrews And some surplus tracers for that old BAR of Slayton's Soon as it gets dark we're gonna have us a time We're gonna have us a timeRuth Ann and Lynn come down from Baxter Springs That's one hell raisin' town way up in Southeastern Kansas Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store That's got them Rolling Stones lips up there in bright pink neon And they're right down town where everyone can see 'em And they burn all night you know they burn all night you know they burn all night Ruth Ann and Lynn they wear them cut off britches and those skinny little halters And they're second cousins to me Man I don't care I want to get between 'em With a great big ol' hard on like a old bois d' arc fence post You could hang a pipe rail gait from Do some twisted sisters 'til the cows come home And we'd be havin' us a time Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's cut that corner pasture into acre lots` He sells 'em owner financed Strictly to them that's got no kind of credit 'Cause he knows they're slackers When they miss that payment Then he takes it back He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night Drinks that Johnny Walker at that Club 69 We're gonna strap them kids in give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl And a cherry coke we're goin' to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time 
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#482
08-17-2010, 06:41 PM
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I just remembered that i forgot to post it.  Not listening to anything right now. I was before but this one TI thing gave me a headache. Seems like someone didn't exactly grow in a creative way in prision. 
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#483
08-17-2010, 06:49 PM
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Who was in prison? I am sure whomever it is found "God" though
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#484
08-17-2010, 07:00 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNsAPwxl_Tk That's old and while the beginning is stupid it's okay. Yeah probably found God, etc. Has some new stuff (did the song or soundtrack for the movie Takers, etc) that is pretty damned annoying!
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#485
08-19-2010, 02:58 PM
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__________________
Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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#487
08-19-2010, 05:59 PM
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#488
08-20-2010, 08:03 AM
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08-20-2010, 11:48 AM
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#490
08-22-2010, 01:56 PM
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For those of you who are afraid to come into the Dooryard ( and you are legion):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCymRC7cZTk
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#491
08-28-2010, 09:35 AM
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08-28-2010, 10:17 PM
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08-28-2010, 10:19 PM
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08-29-2010, 08:27 PM
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08-29-2010, 10:55 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeaCv03E2nU Yea, this one is really nice, too. Big future for that individual. I bet he'd do a killer job with that Everlong song you put up. It sort of sets up perfectly for him. Last edited by SCUDSBROTHER : 08-29-2010 at 11:06 PM.
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08-30-2010, 08:56 PM
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08-30-2010, 09:15 PM
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#498
08-30-2010, 10:30 PM
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Now, Ladies n' Gentlemen, I'd like to take this moment to show you a video dedicated to Yankee fans (wherever they may be in this fine world.) Here come the ABBA ZABA folks:
http://vimeo.com/10088497 Last edited by SCUDSBROTHER : 08-31-2010 at 05:51 AM.
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#499
08-31-2010, 11:10 PM
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I think it's just called a headless bass... not sure! Can't remember who she is married to. I'm not hearing the Blondie song within the Muse song! LOVE Invincible, like Wonderful Tonight okaaaaay... I just got very burnt out on Clapton (quite) a while ago. Listening to the District 9 soundtrack which is (well I think it's) brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD8LcP3m8fg Do you like Pitbull at all? Why is he only good on Ushers * stuff? Weird. * Not a fan. He's suave and all but not my thing.
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#500
09-02-2010, 08:57 PM
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Stomu Yamashta (with Stevie Winwood, pre sell-out)... Go.
Solitude / Crossing the Line (and yeah every time he'd be entered I'd think of this song). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3lDZ...eature=related
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