the cozy dooryard - Page 119

clyde · #**2361** 08-17-2010, 12:16 AM

spit!!!!

!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde · #**2362** 08-17-2010, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Mr. Foxworthy -

I'm not sure why you attempt to co-mingle with common people on other web sites, it's obvious the NerdyTrailers are "your people".

All the lesbians here love you.

THUD!

I'd like to hit you with a pie....only what you typed is true.

Lesbians love thespians......it's axiomatic,I guess.

You're thudding is admirable, by the way.

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CLITTY!!??

I thought BeefHerky said this!!

I've got to stop with the Evelyn Woods gig.

Would never hit you with a pie.

Drill you....yes.

Pie you.....no.

clyde · #**2363** 08-17-2010, 07:07 AM

I think it's time I explained my attraction by lovely lesbians.

I believe it's because I do not hide from the truth---good or good.

I believe it is because I do not hide from my failures;nor my failures.

I believe it is because I will be the same person to a honkie, to an American Negro,to a witch,to a kumquat as well as to those who choose alternate lifestyles---like DiSpencer.....but will not tolerate TrueSwine.

Like almost every denizen of the smart threads.

I believe it is because I have pretty legs and a pretty dupa.

I may not have a KoolyAid smile nor sport a black waist ribbon....but I do believe I can turn any of my sizzling lesbian friends into a pillar of salt....whoa!!!!.....I mean into DaveyPoo lovers of the Third Kind, given the chance, in the night;when it's dark.

And they know I wouldn't tell anyone.

But they know they would never forget it.

I'm getting a woody.

Good day.

clyde · #**2364** 08-17-2010, 07:14 AM

I just got a bite over at the Last Meet Up Group 4 Me !!

I had an idea to visit a haunted house....here's the proceedings, names withheld to protect certain people:

Posted by: mortimer on Aug 16, 2010

This went over well at...another place.It has to be really,really haunted.Someone has to hold me if I get frightened.

That someone must have pretty legs.

This sounds REALLY cool! A really good haunted house can be a lot of fun. BTW - I've got great legs!
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Know what I'm sayin'?
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM

mortimer

!!

ror!!....highly amusing!...yes, ah do!

We must do this thing..in the night;when it's dark.
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:55 PM

She's seems very gullible.

Good.

clyde · #**2365** 08-17-2010, 07:48 AM

Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?

Sightseek · #**2366** 08-17-2010, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

She's seems very gullible.

Good.

^^^^ smells new blood

Sightseek · #**2367** 08-17-2010, 01:43 PM

clyde · #**2368** 08-17-2010, 02:34 PM

Yes...she will play right into my paws.

Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.

clyde · #**2369** 08-17-2010, 02:46 PM

By the way,Clitty.

Franny does not like your gang name.

Have to change it.

She has veto power; not to worry...not a big deal.She usually OK's the second one.

Direct Current?

Alternating Current!!

uh,no

Dyselxia!!

Sounds like a Geek Goddess.

What about......Berdy Act?

or

Cat- Girl- Do!!

I llllllllike it!!

Sightseek · #**2370** 08-17-2010, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

Yes...she will play right into my paws.

Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.

No trophies....no locks.

I can't have any fun.

Can I throw a flag?

clyde · #**2371** 08-17-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Wait!

Come back Wolfie-poo!!!

We need you here!

We will do anything to keep you here

I know, we must make a sacrafice

Of virgins!

No wait, not virgins....

Lesbians!!!!!

Uncly? LikeLike?

Any other lesbos here?

Thud!

!!!!!

How do I keep missing your posts??

highly amusing!

LikeLike is a highway on Oahu....that's where Honu is---right?

Pronounced "leeky-leeky."

Don't look at me...that' the way they say it.