the cozy dooryard

Here is Suffy Poo and Morty during happier times...

[my miss storm cat]

Yeah but who is who?

[my miss storm cat]

Hi Morty.

Thanks for the Lou Reed song.

Reading this backwards and on and off as usual.

[clyde]

Hi,My Miss Coachy Skunk.



Too bad Stevie and the Volcanos of Doom can't recognize talent when they see it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oUAn...next=1&index=4

[clyde]

If all the ST races can be fixed......why oh why can't they fix me?

[clyde]

Ed is dead...NoShoes can't dance...

Crock Guy gives head....Stevie Bogs is Coach Pants

Nose Drops lost her Mother

And Australia,England and New Zealand...all blow each other





My dedication to the 3 most disgusting places on Earth.

Bogs and Pants played in only because I didn't know what else to do.

[herkhorse]

A movie for ya:

http://www.yourindiefilm.com/node/287

[clyde]

Watching grapefruit mate would have been more fun.



But you tried...you tried ,Tom Joad.

For this,I give you a medal.

Go..go now to the conservatory and fucl< Sara Palin.



She but waits...and her pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssso hot!!

[herkhorse]

9th & Hennepin:


Well, it's 9th and Hennepin
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky
Like a tarp thrown all over this
And the broken umbrellas are like dead birds
And the steam comes out of the grill
Like the whole goddam town is ready to blow
And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
And everyone is behaving like dogs

And the horses are coming down Violin Road
And Dutch is dead on his feet
And all the rooms they smell like diesel
And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there
And I'm lost in the window
And I hide in the stairway
And I hang in the curtain
And I sleep in your hat

And no one brings anything small into a bar around here
They all started out with bad directions
And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away she said
Such a crumbling beauty
Ah, there's nothing wrong with her a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by
And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin
And you spill out over the side to anyone who'll listen

And I've seen it all
I've seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9dgE...layer_embedded

[clyde]

That was beautiful.

[clyde]

4 U :



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAk1UOh83fI

[clyde]

This is also quite pretty

I liken it to dancing with a stripper who would rather be romancing the big dipper.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipHt...eature=related





I must now go...as the sun has vomitted it's work upon the planet----and all bugs must now buzz about.

[herkhorse]

Well that is great but he looks like this:


=;>

[clyde]

!!!!





Running out the door.

This song is about my experience as a youth with a much older woman...who drank a lot.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4DeMYtumc&feature=fvw

[clyde]

It's drizzling outside;I don' work when it's like this....even though I work inside putting puzzles together.

I am a member of the American Union of Swine Workers.We bankrupt the auto companies....pro sports is next on our agenda.





bzzzzt...whack...thud...next

bzzzzt...whack....thud...next

[clyde]

I guess Honu lives in LA and not Honolulu.

So LikeLike doesn't fit.

Make that Honula.




Honula, Dahling....you do have to make at least an appearance in celebration of your membership.

If you are shy, Ralphy will kiss your fine pus.sy while you are standing upright..one leg up.







Yours...not his.





That will relax you.

[clyde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQovW4b1MA&feature=fvw


Notice the visitor from One Day.

[geeker2]

Are you sure about the gender this time

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Are you sure about the gender this time

SNARF!!!!





ror!! .......Well,no.


I'm not.


This is why I gave you the assignment.

[clyde]

if i cry a tear for me
i cry a tear for you
if i try to do for me
i try to do for you

there is no place like home
when you don't have one,
you really know
when you do have one,
you really don't

the river flows again,
and again,
and again
it never fails
it's the one constant i have

a vagina offers warmth
and validates the mind
in scorpion rings of color
in transient vertigos like no other