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Old 09-01-2010, 02:21 PM
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A doctor no less. Dead in the chimney.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/01/...chimney.death/
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:43 PM
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Watch out, I could see RH10 doing this at Doug's house.
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:49 PM
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Overweight chimney joke in 3.....2......1......
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:51 PM
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Overweight chimney joke in 3.....2......1......
Big boned.
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:51 PM
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Overweight chimney joke in 3.....2......1......
(Have to preface this by saying that this story is really, really sad and disturbing).

Okay where was I?

Oh yeah. I was waiting for Morty to do a "her pu ssy is so hot" post.

I'm going to burn in hell now, I know.
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:53 PM
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I'm a look at the bright side type of guy.

So, looking at the bright side, at least she won't be destroying more people's lives through her chosen line of work.
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Old 09-01-2010, 07:42 PM
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Which one though... doctor or stalker?
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:11 PM
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If she got up there using a ladder, why wasn't the ladder still there? Or if it was, why didn't they looking since it was obvious that she was somewhere since her purse was still there.

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There was no evidence of foul play, police said, and "all the evidence thus far indicates Kotarac accessed the roof via a ladder and on her own volition removed the chimney cap and slid down the flue feet first."
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Old 09-02-2010, 12:19 AM
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Which one though... doctor or stalker?
DRs are much more efficient killers than stalkers.
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