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09-03-2010, 01:28 PM
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... but enough about you, let's talk about YOU!
I was looking at the Horseplayer with No Life Attempts Playing 30,000 Races thread and the very short exchange between MaTH and Randall made me wonder...
Is that true? Do most of you (lucky!  ) people not have kids?Okay let's do this but with one tiny request. For those of us who have had / are having ummm flings for lack of a better word with other NTers  ? Let's just leave them out of the equasion.Deal? Confused? Am I not being clear? Okay pretend Indian Chuck and Suffy are having an affair. I don't want her to feel like she has to mention him and vice versa cause all it will do is hurt someones feelings, etc. That said, let's go! * * * Relationship status - Age group - Under 30? 30 (well I suppose 31) to 50? 50 to dead (kidding! 50 to 65?) Over? Are you a he or a she (well there are a few here I still haven't figured out!)? Have followed the sport for... 5 years 10 years 20 years over Best capping day evah? (I don't want how much you won, okay? Let's not have redboard-fest here (save that for the Pad Lock  ) Just what day it was if you remember. (Exmp. Kentucky Derby, 1908)Name one forum handicapping idol? Okay maybe idol is a little strong... someone you respect in terms of their capping ability? Name two forumites you have learned from (were still talking capping here... not sexual acts or anything)? Name three you would trust with your kids (or pets for people who don't have kids. People who don't have either can skip this or go and buy a goldfish or something and then answer). Name 4 forum people (wow it's kinda like the 12 days of Christmas) you've wanted to say something to but didn't. (You may say it now if you'd like). What are you afraid of? What is something you enjoy doing? Do you ever sing for no reason? Do you drink and if so how often? Level of education (and a Masters from the street doesn't count ). Feel free to list your college (or simply put "a university").You get to pick where the BC is held from now on. Name your track. List one favorite quote (first one that comes to mind. It can be a line from a movie if you want...just the first one you think of) - Person in racing you would sleep with (not including DTers) and why? Last but certainly not least... Have you (keep it vague people! As much as we'd all like to go there let's not. Not here anyway!) slept with or wanted to sleep with anyone from the forum? 
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09-03-2010, 01:34 PM
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It's like a chain e-mail that gives you hep c
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09-03-2010, 01:41 PM
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However if anyone would like to answer please feel free. Shots will be available for anyone who so desires.
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09-03-2010, 01:42 PM
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09-03-2010, 03:09 PM
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Ya know there are some newer people and some old ones too who might have actually liked answering this so thank you for making it a(nother) Morty thread.  Why don't you go first?
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09-03-2010, 03:58 PM
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Relationship status -
Age group - Under 30? 30 (well I suppose 31) to 50? 50 to dead (kidding! 50 to 65?) Over? Dead ( I'm not) Are you a he or a she (well there are a few here I still haven't figured out!)? Am a he with lesbian what nots. Have followed the sport for... 5 years 10 years 20 years over It follows me... has been for a very long time. Best capping day evah? (I don't want how much you won, okay? Let's not have redboard-fest here (save that for the Pad Lock ) Just what day it was if you remember. (Exmp. Kentucky Derby, 1908) I don't recall....stupid question. Name one forum handicapping idol? Okay maybe idol is a little strong... someone you respect in terms of their capping ability? ET Name two forumites you have learned from (were still talking capping here... not sexual acts or anything)? Randy and ET. Name three you would trust with your kids (or pets for people who don't have kids. People who don't have either can skip this or go and buy a goldfish or something and then answer). Debbie,Franny and Arletta....I wouldn't trust you with my goldfish. Name 4 forum people (wow it's kinda like the 12 days of Christmas) you've wanted to say something to but didn't. (You may say it now if you'd like). I don't think I fit the scenario. What are you afraid of? Grounding out ,sharply,to short with a runner on first and less than 2 outs What is something you enjoy doing? Squirting the shorstop with mustard. Do you ever sing for no reason? Won't sing for less than 10 large and complete immunity. Do you drink and if so how often? Booze..you mean? Very little and not very often,unlike almost everyone here. Level of education (and a Masters from the street doesn't count ). Feel free to list your college (or simply put "a university"). Stiffed on an associates by a truly savage old baracuda. You get to pick where the BC is held from now on. Name your track. The Thistleydowns. List one favorite quote (first one that comes to mind. It can be a line from a movie if you want...just the first one you think of) - You don't have any boo bees!! Person in racing you would sleep with (not including DTers) and why? Honu....oh, she's an NTer. Sara Palin....but only if she was muzzled. Last but certainly not least... Have you (keep it vague people! As much as we'd all like to go there let's not. Not here anyway!) slept with or wanted to sleep with anyone from the forum? I'm still holding my breath and fear counter attacks. Not answering either question. You are a beast.
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09-03-2010, 07:01 PM
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#17
09-03-2010, 07:34 PM
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GOOEY'S ORGINAL DRAFT:
I was looking at the Horseplayer with No Life Attempts Playing 30,000 Races thread and the very short gay exchange between MaTH2+2=5 and Mr. Snot made me wonder... Is that true? Do most of you (lucky! ) people not have any pride? Okay let's do this but with one tiny request. For those of us who have had / are having ummm flings for lack of a better word with other NTers ? Let's just leave them out of the equasion. Deal? Confused? Am I not being clear? Okay pretend me and quiet!! are having an affair. I don't want her to feel like she has to mention herand vice versa cause all it will do is hurt someones feelings, etc. That said, let's go! * * * Relationship status - Age group - Under 12? 1230 (well I suppose 13) to 50? 50 to dead (I llllove dead people!! 50 to 65?) Over? Are you a he or a she (well there are a few here I still haven't figured out! myself included!!..lol!)? Have followed the sport for... 5 years 10 years 20 years over Best capping day evah? (I don't want how much you won, okay? Let's not have redboard-fest here (save that for the Pad Lock ) Just what day it was if you remember. (Exmp. Kentucky Derby, 1908) I know this doesn't make much sense,but some of your answers maybe I can use in my new novel: I Ate Fish on Fridays..Now Look at Me Name one forum handicapping idol? Okay maybe idol is a little strong... someone you respect in terms of their capping ability? Does this question have ..crink-el...trash can....written all over it, or what? Name two forumites you have learned from (were talking capping here... or sexual acts )? Name three you would trust with your kids.This question could get you in big trouble. (or pets for people who don't have kids. People who don't have either can skip this or go and buy a goldfish or something and then answe...me? I fed my kids to my huge goldfish I named Sharky-poo.I'm not a very nice lady...lol!!.). Name 4 forum people (wow it's kinda like the 12 days of Christmas) you've wanted to say something to but didn't. I know I'd lllove to suck Morty's joint.In fact...ah did!!..lol!!..was fun(You may say it now if you'd like..like I just did). What are you afraid of? ( Don't use the word..teeth) What is something you enjoy doing? ( Can't be the same answer) Do you ever sing for no reason?( also--ever get bit by a black mamba??) Do you drink and if so how often?( HIC!!) Level of education (and a Masters from the street doesn't count ). Feel free to list your college (or simply put "a university"....do you think Obama has a real one?). You get to pick where the BC is held from now on. Name your track.( You can see I'm running out of gas fast...lol!!) List one favorite quote (first one that comes to mind. It can be a line from a movie if you want...just the first one you think of....mine is "what we have heah, is failyah ta commoonikite")) - Person in racing you would sleep with (not including DTers,but horseys are fine) and why? Last but certainly not least... Have you (keep it vague people! As much as we'd all like to go there let's not. Not here anyway!) slept with or wanted to sleep with anyone from the forum?Don't include Mortimer...he's too obvious. __________________
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09-03-2010, 10:06 PM
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I'm not supposed to tell, but this is Hossy's girlfriend:
http://www.vtablog.org/2010/08/music...-zenyatta.html
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