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Old 02-11-2011, 04:14 PM
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Oh the real you finally pops out in all its ugly glory.So cheap and so angry.I'm sorry,but I had to get the real you epxosed.


Well no.

I'm not sorry.



SportyFans...let us welcome aboard the 8th FOFer of the World....Klunky.

Well qualified to wear the Filth of a Feather dupa patch with honor.

you're a weird dude.

change your ways or get darted.



Klunky... not bad but you can be more creative. I figured it would be more like Punky or UnclyRust. Honestly, Booth Operator gave me better names than Klunky.


What is your FOF name? Snide? E-Sex? NTBooBeePix.com?
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Old 02-11-2011, 04:57 PM
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FOFs protesting too much again.



It's inherent to the species,I'm afraid.

Oh well...off to another book signing.



doo dah!!
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Old 02-11-2011, 05:33 PM
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you're a weird dude.

change your ways or get darted.



Klunky... not bad but you can be more creative. I figured it would be more like Punky or UnclyRust. Honestly, Booth Operator gave me better names than Klunky.


What is your FOF name? Snide? E-Sex? NTBooBeePix.com?
Uncly - His FOF status has been revoked.


We dun need no more stinkin' weirdos - we're fulled up.


Funny how no one has thought twice about him nor has made one single mention of him in his absence, yet he lives a nightmare manically obsessing about a handful of posters here.... Classic basket case.
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:10 PM
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Uncly - His FOF status has been revoked.


We dun need no more stinkin' weirdos - we're fulled up.


Funny how no one has thought twice about him nor has made one single mention of him in his absence, yet he lives a nightmare manically obsessing about a handful of posters here.... Classic basket case.


Oh God!!..I'm crying!! ...make it stop.........please!!



















( =;> )
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:35 PM
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:09 PM
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dingbat, you're like the neighbors dog that keeps deficating on the lawn.



Put this stuff somewhere else.

Or make up your own melting ice formations thread.

You're really bizarre....bad bizarre.
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Old 02-11-2011, 09:19 PM
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The hauntings should really begin to rev up tonight...when it's dark.




I'll give a prediction a little later.
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Old 02-11-2011, 09:49 PM
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It's been dark for a while... No gots..... Do you need a Voodoo doll or something?



Wait... The FOF has operatives in the Big Easy..... WE have all the voodoo stuff right heyah.... Nevahmind.... Go back to sleep.... Really..... don't think about it.....
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:03 PM
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Rudyless,please.



You would fail against a Sara Palin on sleeping pills.
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:07 PM
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:11 PM
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Whatevah you say,Earl.
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:53 PM
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A FOF will be startled awake by voices tonight,when it's dark.Probably about 3AM.

This person will shake their head and listen again.Yup...it's 2 people talking back and forth ,but you're not sure what they are saying...coming from either downstairs or a few rooms from you.

But you know there is no one in the house but you.


This is not good.



You will also hear cups rattling and forks hitting a plate.You're really scared .You pull the covers over your head and wait out the voices.They finally stop.You're drenched with fear sweat, but so tired you fall back asleep.In the morning you find a room with 2 half filled coffee cups and 2 plates showing signs of blueberry pie and vaniller ahs cream.


Niether of which you stock.




You are in huge trouble now.

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Old 02-12-2011, 12:24 PM
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GoodMorning Sporty Fans!


!!

Ya otta love me,ah know ah do.





Anyhoo...please, any new or old hypocrites are still welcome to make fools of yourselves.So don't be shy.

And Stevie...I did a family tree last nght and found out I was wrong.I am 100% Jewish so you can stop darting selected posts of mine.

Thank you ssssso much.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:53 PM
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Off to visit one of my fine fine jailbird friends.



I imagine some of you are hitting the afofecary bottle pretty hard by now.

Drink away your pain...is good for you.






doo dah!!
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Old 02-20-2011, 12:27 PM
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...the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE here at NT selects 3 horseys as the early favoites for the KD....right here, right now...




,




Pisces





RingyDingy









Bettah grease up that view counter , Stevie.
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Old 02-21-2011, 03:23 AM
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Snow Byk and the 7 FOFs.




Just thayin'.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:38 PM
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IndianMalarkey...the guy has got to go.





What a mess.

blech
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Old 02-21-2011, 11:42 PM
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GoodNightyPoo-kins.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGVw2STQrNo
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:14 PM
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Ah wonder what Nick'sKumquats thinks of the Knicks trade?


I think they're both obvious kumquats.

The trade was pretty dumb on the Knicks part;Dahla seems to get dumber every day.

Speaking of dumb...I think Klunky is afraid to come back.I know I wouldn't.



Character assassination can be fun.Especially when it's so easy.






Now what do I do?

I have achieved nirvana...everyone hates me and that is like sssso cool.The GoodLord knows I always strived for that goal.Forest creatures and other animals love me,though.I think it's so much bettah this way.You befriend an animal and you have a friend for life.Befriend a human and you will be wise to check your portable anemometer every hour.


Hey...just off my noodle thoughts,that's all.No need for any of you to get upset with me all over again.


I am simply a creation of my imaginary friend,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy...as is Alan.So get mad at him...not us.

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Old 02-22-2011, 10:43 PM
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^^^^
FetchBoy Pants......







Anyhoo.....Klunky said I should keep going ,then I'll get darted.

I don't get darted.

God loves me more than anyone and certain parties know this to be true.




So no one is going to dart me no matter how many carp to Stevie.Having said this,I'm not sure what else to say.It is in the night,when it's dark...and FOFs are out, tickling statues in the park.


Ah wonder how many of them are now experiencing hauntings?

Have they stopped looking in their mirrors by now? ...since everytime they do---they see a shadow figure wisking very fast across the room , several feet behind them.

Blankets are being slllllooooowly pulled down off of their torsos while sleeping.They don' fall asleep very easy..they kind of drift ,half way.Then all of a sudden





















plug nichole!!!!







Out of nowhere a voice screams out their name!!

But no one's there.....how can this be?











=:>

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