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Old 03-09-2011, 01:17 PM
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Default I'm considering starting a Diploma Mill - any advice before I get started?

I read that $500 million was cut from public education in Pennsylvania yesterday.

People who want to go to a good college for four years can rack up like 180K in debt doing so.

What if I can sell them a Diploma for just $89 instead?

Half the people who graduate from college end up being catastrophically stupid individuals anyway.

FreddyMo can be my first customer.
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:34 PM
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Fucl< it.

Being a faith healer sounds like a far easier, more profitable, racket.
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:21 PM
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Good idea.

As an asside, my Interent Church is almost ready to go live.
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:38 PM
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Consider a role as pope for Indian Charlie.

I hear if you own a church you don't pay taxes?
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:49 PM
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I'm thinking you could be a consultant of sorts... an internet racing board specialist.

Duties would include being kinda like an agent and offering your services (for a small fee, of course) to find the right board for the individual poster... where they'd fit in and stuff so they won't be wasting their time (like imagine Rare Bog - who I miss - on Thoroughbred Champions and tell me what's wrong with that picture).

You could call it... God I don't know something long, boring and professional sounding.. thoroughbred ubercool brother expericnced and specialist of collection of boards and kooks etc TUBE SOCK for short).

Of course a faith healer would work too.

Or my last idea and I thought of this one reading a few of your posts... how about a grief counselor?
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:54 PM
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Better still, you get a housing allowance.

Too late for your suggestion. I went with Reverend Aristotle.
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:20 PM
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How about comedic takes on things?

Like, for instance, he could say something really funny, like Twirling Candy should have been disqualified in the Big Cap.
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