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Old 03-29-2011, 07:33 PM
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Default Anyone ever work at a male strip club?

The first one in Erie is getting started up at Teaserz ... that's right by where the old Commodore Downs thoroughbred racetrack was.

Teaserz is probably the worst - most horrid female strip club in Erie... so I can see why they're making a change.

You ever see that big porn site where male strippers walk around with a towell and basically get raped by some semi-hot and some far from hot clothed women? The male stripper brings a bottle of whip cream with him - and sprays his dong with it - and a chick starts blowing him while all of her friends laugh.

I think I should give this a go. I might be able to charm a hundred or two out of them a night ... they can lick off all the whip cream they want .. I don't care.
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Old 03-29-2011, 08:59 PM
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What will your stage name be?
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:09 PM
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:17 PM
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I was gonna suggest Cadet Rectis.

Aside from just the overall sound of it, it's an anagram for you know who.
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:47 PM
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Did I miss the thread on them closing the Presque Isle Buffet somewhere?
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:52 PM
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How about Rocco Mo?


Bastard son of Freddy Mo.
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:27 AM
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How about Rocco Mo?


Bastard son of Freddy Mo.
or Ho Mo
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:37 PM
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:02 PM
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