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Old 05-15-2011, 11:14 PM
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I would first like to make excuses for my horrible derby performance.

I had a gastro/intestinal thing happening.



Although with the awethome! fractions I do wonder what WaitAllLeparoux was thinking.

And,girls...just because CommaToTheTop got a boo-boo is no reason to match your bush-do to his new name;CommaToTheBottom.

That would look stupid.







All the same, I would like to start this brand new thread off with a doo dah song so here ya go.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk







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Old 05-15-2011, 11:30 PM
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Keep in mind Pisces is still a very intriguing horsey to me

Just thayin'.



I do expect RingyDingy to either run with a new jockey or headphones on.

KingGonja....on the fence.

And I abhor AnimalCrackers so don't expect me to include him in anything.





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Old 05-15-2011, 11:40 PM
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GoodNightyPookins:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU
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I would first like to make excuses for my horrible derby performance.

I had a gastro/intestinal thing happening.



Although with the awethome! fractions I do wonder what WaitAllLeparoux was thinking.

And,girls...just because CommaToTheTop got a boo-boo is no reason to match your bush-do to his new name;CommaToTheBottom.

That would look stupid.







All the same, I would like to start this brand new thread off with a doo dah song so here ya go.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk







Preakness coverage will soon happen so not to worry.




Thanks for the song link.....great stuff!
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Old 05-16-2011, 12:00 PM
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Good deal.



Here's another favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVzXqIe-WSQ
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Thanks for the song link.....great stuff!

( James and me got off to a bad start a few years ago...surprise,surprise.I called him names, like SantaNaJimi-----Santa Claus of New Dehli.He called me names, too.Now we are great board buddies.)


You know, James,my very good friend.....I can't change the noodle film to this tune.I still see the same scene, but it's like separating the talent of a baseball player from his rotten personality.

I can do this thing...unfortunately.
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Old 05-17-2011, 11:17 AM
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Another I know James will find pretty:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsAxHk54x4





Am really feeling like RingyDingy will be my horsey of choice for the Preakness and still think Pisces will follow him.


Really I do.


I don't care what Mike WatchBreaker thinks.
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Old 05-17-2011, 04:37 PM
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RIPs out to everyone who died this past week,.....in the whole ,wide world.
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:06 PM
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You certainly know my musical taste, for sure!!.....this is what i have been listening not of late.....but all the time!...
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:39 PM
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You certainly hear the music very well!
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:41 PM
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Wait until he hears this tomorrow morning....shhhh,don't tell him.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxFjFcEedQY
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Old 05-18-2011, 04:32 PM
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I have received no answer from ET,so have to assume Mr. Snot will continue to be witch hunted out.




The FOF's having been trimmed down to a list of 6....make that 7....now go to 8 with the addition of the former ET who now becomes The Hanging Judge.
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:04 PM
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I want to display a CM Oreo(RagTop) decree made at NA today:


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The Preakness drew a field of 5 today...the rest are just filler.

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Just to see how this plays out for Mr. "That horse has no shot."

Uhm....shot.

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Old 05-18-2011, 11:33 PM
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I may be changing to Pisces to win,RingyDingy to place.




Check tomorrow for complete Preakness pre race analysis.
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:51 AM
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Gorebal Warming is to stop on May 21st.


Just read CooCooClockMaker and the other guy's Preakness comments on the horseys.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Two baboons could be deeper.



They actually get paid for that tripe?

Anyhoo....James, I have rediscovered the entire LoanMe song.Here it be:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFvA...eature=related
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:29 PM
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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.
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Old 05-20-2011, 08:35 PM
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May 21, 2011
Pisces( ASTROLOGY)


Your ambition is healthy, if not entirely outsized. Realistic goals will give you plenty of energy and motivation. There’s a possibility you may annoy others if you can’t back up the bluster with action.





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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.


I will try and get my picks in before The Rapture".
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:22 PM
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Yes..good idea.Hard to post them if the world has ended.



Very anxious to see them.
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^ Crinkle...........


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