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Old 05-21-2011, 12:42 PM
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:09 PM
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:31 PM
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You pick up Debbies scent ...very fast!





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Yes..good idea.Hard to post them if the world has ended.



Very anxious to see them.
Animal Kingdom
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:52 PM
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Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.

spit!!




Highly amusing!!



I lllove 2 and 3.

Funny,I have to do someone elses lawn,too.Been procrastinating.



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Old 05-21-2011, 04:39 PM
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Another mowing break.....gosh this is rough duty.





Anyhoo--will Animal Crackers, 2nd time on dirt, experience deja vu today?Will he know it's really not?

What's he going to do when those other horseys exert a little energy for the first 6 furlongs??
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:38 PM
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Oh bull fucl<.
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:39 PM
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Very fine work.









Oh....






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Oh....






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Old 05-21-2011, 09:20 PM
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Oh forget it....any time.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:42 PM
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:51 PM
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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.
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Old 05-22-2011, 03:40 AM
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Thanks so much...notice how I pick a straight tri and do not box half to all of the field.



I believe that's the goofy English way.

Oh well.
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Old 05-22-2011, 03:43 AM
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Sorry i can't read this as Doomsday the 21st in australia was yesterday so i have been dead for a whole day !!!!
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:34 PM
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Gourd's been dead his whole life.
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:27 PM
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Too bad Animal Crackers didn't have quite enough.....way it goes.


Pisces ran a fine ground saver and I think he improves each race.They better not hold him back for the Belmonts.



Speaking of some such which---the people for which this race was named , the Belmonts, Ned and Magnolia will be the honored guests for the day and will load in the first 4 horseys.
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:58 PM
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I forgot to say.........they are wonderful people.
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:00 PM
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One more tidbit.




Neither ShackleChevy nor Animal Crackers will win the Belmonts.
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Old 05-24-2011, 01:26 AM
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The Preakness drew a field of 5 today...the rest are just filler.

Shackleford
Sway Away
Dance City
Mucho Macho Man
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Just to see how this plays out for Mr. "That horse has no shot."

Uhm....shot.


Land-o-Goshen...ah almost fer-got about this one.



Shackleford............1
Sway Away............12
Dance City..............5
Mucho Macho Man..6
Animal Kingdom.......2


Fillers took 3rd,4th and only 2 horseys saved Sway Away from being the ultimate filler.


Ya need to make that dart board just an itty bitty bit bigger there,RagTop.





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