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06-28-2011, 02:25 PM
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06-28-2011, 05:24 PM
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Eddie Mush was a degenerate gambler. He was also the biggest loser in the whole world. They called him Mush because everything he touched turned to mush. He would go to the racetrack and the teller would give him his tickets already ripped up."
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06-28-2011, 07:51 PM
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Did you ever lose time from work or school due to gambling?
When Dr. Martin Luther King yelled "Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty, free at last." I'm fairly certain it was because he slipped out of work early to go bet some horses. If it's enough reason for the good Dr., dammit it's good enough for me. Has gambling ever made your home life unhappy? Not unless "gambling" is a pseudonym for Baby Momma. Did gambling affect your reputation? I'm called either Lucky Charms, Midget or Leprechaun on a daily basis. You really think I give a f*ck about my reputation? Have you ever felt remorse after gambling? Only remorseful I wasn't trackside to strangle the pinhead that f*cked up my pick 4 Did you ever gamble to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties? What other options are there? Did gambling cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency? Sexually, no. After losing did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses? Does sleeping in the OTB parking lot constitute "returning as soon as possible." After a win did you have a strong urge to return and win more? No, but it did give me an excuse to go back and convince the chick working the concession that mindless sex with me was a great idea. Did you often gamble until your last dollar was gone? Listen, you never know when that .10 super quick pick is gonna hit. Did you ever borrow to finance your gambling? "Borrow" sounds like you HAVE to pay the money back... Have you ever sold anything to finance gambling? Does sperm count? Were you reluctant to use "gambling money" for normal expenditures? I though gambling was a "normal expenditure? Did gambling make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family? I'm not on welfare. Did you ever gamble longer than you had planned? No, but I have stayed late enough to make sure the employees had company until closing time. It's the selfless and right thing to do. Have you ever gambled to escape worry or trouble? Again, only if "worry" and "trouble" are pseudonyms for wife, ex-wife, baby momma, girlfriend, etc.. Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance gambling? I'm not a thief by any means, but I do know when a "loan" is appropriate. Did gambling cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? You go 3 for 4 about ten times in a row on pick 4's...your ass wouldn't sleep either. Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to gamble? Taking a piss creates in me an urge to gamble...so I would say yes. Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of gambling? Just a few hours? Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your gambling? Is masturbation considered "self destruction"? What an easy test. 
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06-28-2011, 08:11 PM
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06-29-2011, 12:31 PM
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"A person who saw no important difference between the fire outside a Neandrathal's cave and a working thermo-nuclear reactor might tell you that junk bonds and derivatives BOTH serve to energize capital" - Nathan Israel
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