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Old 10-13-2011, 10:53 PM
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online.

Will this work?

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Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Tombstone pizza in the freezer with your name on it." Then I would fill your wine glass with Sam’s Choice grape juice.
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Old 10-13-2011, 11:02 PM
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Sorbet??
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Old 10-13-2011, 11:26 PM
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Sorbet??
That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.
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Old 10-14-2011, 03:06 PM
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That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.
So ummm not to be presumpteous or anything but I'm gonna assume I get to have sorbet.















































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Old 10-14-2011, 04:18 PM
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Absolutely. Any flavor.
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:12 PM
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You.




















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Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:45 PM
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Um, 'Sorbet?" was my pick up line.



Mr. Coach.

I wasn't aksing you if you wanted Sorbet.
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:47 PM
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Um, 'Sorbet?" was my pick up line.



Mr. Coach.

I wasn't aksing you if you wanted Sorbet.
Oh my God you were asking him if he wanted sorbet?
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Old 10-14-2011, 09:08 PM
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Did I just , not 30 minutes ago----say I was not aksing him?


That it was my pick up line?

( it's her, right?)
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Old 10-14-2011, 11:12 PM
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You.




















* * *

Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!
I just have awkward and offensive ones.

"Hi. I'm a dog lover and also enjoy talking nerdy. We should meet for coffee and if you like what I have to offer you'll let me spam your inbox."
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