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[Cannon Shell]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...s_mlb&c_id=mlb

[clyde]

I'm sure you find it quite amusing.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I'm becoming a minimalist on here much to the delight of all involved!! Browns and Rams shocked me with an offensive explosion both getting to double digits. Browns came through with the L though. I think about the same this week...another terrible team coming to town. 10-9 Jax. Only 3 Dawson field goals this week. I'll say 16-13 Buckeyes against the other nameless team! (they're pretty much identical teams for the most part...home field edge.)

Ohio State must kill Michigan to become well again.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Ohio State must kill Michigan to become well again.

I missed my picks on both games last week. So I'll go ahead and say Bengals 31-17 and Michigan 24-12 this week and maybe I'll miss both again. The Browns offensive explosions are now becoming obscene. From 12 up to 14 points last week. Maybe they'll get up to 17 this week. Now that they have a running back running for over 100 yards, I've heard they might bench him this week. Makes sense to me.

[clyde]

Oh gosh but that's good stuff.

Like your logic.




I give up with the Browns---unless they win Sunday.

Ohio State..........32

The Vulvarenes....26

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by clyde

I'm sure you find it quite amusing.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/20...rity-of-games/

No this was amusing

[clyde]

Good one.



OOOOOOOOOO

[horseofcourse]

OH my God...these guys might actually be playing some basketball games this year....

18 Casspi, Omri GF/SF 6-9 225 23 2 None $1,254,480
85 Davis, Baron PG 6-3 215 32 12 UCLA $13,050,000
9 Erden, Semih C 7-0 240 25 1 None $473,604
8 Eyenga, Christian GF 6-5 210 22 1 None $1,020,960
33 Gee, Alonzo GF 6-6 219 24 2 Alabama $762,195
1 Gibson, Daniel G 6-2 200 25 5 Texas $4,015,334
12 Graham, Joey GF 6-7 225 29 6 Oklahoma State $992,680
44 Harangody, Luke PF 6-8 246 23 1 Notre Dame $437,604
6 Harris, Manny SG 6-5 192 22 1 Michigan $473,604
5 Hollins, Ryan FC 7-0 240 27 5 UCLA $2,333,333
2 Irving, Kyrie PG 6-2 180 19 R Duke N/A
4 Jamison, Antawn F/SF 6-9 235 35 13 North Carolina $13,358,905
55 Macvan, Milan FC 6-9 265 22 R N/A
24 Samuels, Samardo PF 6-9 260 22 1 Louisville $500,000
3 Sessions, Ramon G/SG 6-3 190 25 4 Nevada $3,964,320
13 Thompson, Tristan PF 6-8 225 20 R Texas N/A
17 Varejao, Anderson FC/C 6-11 260 29 7 None $7,000,000

..as they say, all good things must come to an end!! let the hilarity soon commence. ( I will still hope for the best!) Omri Casspi and CHristian Eyenga are millionaires...cool. That Semih Erden is really getting the shaft.

[clyde]

yippy



Can wait.


These poor guys.Doesn't ownership realize they have families to send support payments and HO's to support as well? Diamond earrings,watches, rings,nippley rings and $100,000 plus cars aren't easily maintained either these days.

The slaves have forced the hand of the plantation owners.

All power to the meek, for they shall inherit the earth which they had a large hand in overpopulating.

[horseofcourse]

I was just impressed that we have Israel, Turkey, Congo, Jamaica, Canada, Yugoslavia, Brazil all represented on the roster. We have a freaking Canadian on the roster, can you believe that?? It wasn't enough to have a first rounder from Congo on the roster we had to mine Canada too with this Tristan Thompson. I think the Turk will be my favorite...Semih Erden...he's playing for peanuts.

[clyde]

You're kidding me.









And I thought we had red lined Canadians out of this area.

I hate Canadians...I hate their spaceships, I hate their hokey hockey game,I hate the way they go aboot talking,I hate their geese, I hate their whiskey,I hate Alex Keebeck and most of all I hate their Legion of Super Heroes because they don't have any.

[horseofcourse]

Well all the talking experts and non talking experts hated the pick of Tristan Thompson with the 4th pick in the draft, which tells me he'll probably be their best player, Canadian and all!!

[clyde]

I also hate Canadian Bacon...forgot that one.




This guy sounds like a Canadian Hot Dog.

[cmorioles]

The lockout is over. I'm sure Cleveland fans are itching for Lebron to bring them that title....oh, wait a minute, sorry, forgot about...ya know.

[horseofcourse]

I really didn't want to get into too much Cavs talk...that can wait for at least 30 days now. I had been reading up on this Houston practice squad player they picked up and he seemed impressive to me. Actually picked up two degrees at Texas and was a 4 time first team academic big 12 selection. He's run for over 200 yards his last two games and see they are likely going to bench the smart guy and start playing the guys dumber than a bag of hammers again. Peyton Hillis just seems very dim witted to me right now. Joe Thomas spoke highly of the intelligence of this Ogbonnaya kid too after the last game...although that may have been a subtle slam at Hillis by him. I have seen one game this year...the Seattle game and the kid only played maybe 15 plays but I clearly remember stating after the game on here that the Houston practice squad player was clearly their best offensive player they had in that game.

I'm not sure why Shurmur is in such a hurry to bench the kid after he's played so well, but that's what he said if Hardesty comes back and I read HIllis may be back too. So now that this Ogbonnaya kid has learned the offense and is running well they are both miraculously healthy again!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I really didn't want to get into too much Cavs talk...that can wait for at least 30 days now. I had been reading up on this Houston practice squad player they picked up and he seemed impressive to me. Actually picked up two degrees at Texas and was a 4 time first team academic big 12 selection. He's run for over 200 yards his last two games and see they are likely going to bench the smart guy and start playing the guys dumber than a bag of hammers again. Peyton Hillis just seems very dim witted to me right now. Joe Thomas spoke highly of the intelligence of this Ogbonnaya kid too after the last game...although that may have been a subtle slam at Hillis by him. I have seen one game this year...the Seattle game and the kid only played maybe 15 plays but I clearly remember stating after the game on here that the Houston practice squad player was clearly their best offensive player they had in that game.

I'm not sure why Shurmur is in such a hurry to bench the kid after he's played so well, but that's what he said if Hardesty comes back and I read HIllis may be back too. So now that this Ogbonnaya kid has learned the offense and is running well they are both miraculously healthy again!!

Wow,I did not know this.

So His Highness may all of a sudden be able to play,huh?

I'll be darned.



I'd keep the Big O for the same reason I'd want Fickell and not Bourbon Meyer.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by cmorioles

The lockout is over. I'm sure Cleveland fans are itching for Lebron to bring them that title....oh, wait a minute, sorry, forgot about...ya know.

Mrs. Sirloin...you are woefully behind on the times.



Same like with the horsey's; so at least you're consistent.

[clyde]

The Browns just scored their first 1st quarter touchdown this year.








awethome!!

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

The Browns just scored their first 1st quarter touchdown this year.








awethome!!

That was. I knew they'd up their scoring, but they ended up really, really bad in the 2nd half after a pretty good all around first half, couldn't sustain it at all. the cancer has spread completely. Ryan Pontbriand has been their long snapper since day 1 in 1999 of the return, and no one thought 1 second about that position forever. He now has become incompetent too. such is life. I guess Peyton Hillis is back for good now.

[clyde]

You know, it's funny.



The Browns play just hard enough to allow the games to last just long enough so they can lose.