A crappy Christmas?

[MaTH716]

Ut oh, It's happening again. What was supposed to be a small and quiet Christmas Day, all of a sudden has a good chance of going right down the s.hitter. My (POS) brother-in-law was supposed to be coming with my mother-in-law and his new GF (who's ok, but wears way to much perfume). Now all of a sudden he's bringing his 3 kids with him. After yesterday's Giants game, I didn't think that there was anything in the world that could take the shine off this weekend, guess what? All you people that have been looking for another time, might have just gotten your Christmas miracle at my expense.

Here's a list ofthe players again.

My mother-in-law (sweet sweet lady, who loves my boys very much. She would do anything for us, but she is still a few french fries short of a happy meal). My brother in law, we wil call him Jay. He is my wife's brother, father of 3 and can't stand his wife Tina. They are divorced now, enter Roxanne his GF. She's OK, but she wants a ring, I think she's crazy and should run for the hills. I'm not sure what she thinks about the kids, but I get a vibe that she isn't a fan. Basically he is still a lazy piece of s.hit, who still doesn't care about anyone but himself. Mary is now 11, she is still a manipulating little sneaky bitch. All she does now is talk on Facebook. She supposedly has over 500 friends, including a boyfriend. With 2 rotten selfish parents, she will probably eventually end up on the stripper pole (she dances) or knocked up early. Timmy is 8 (he is a month older than his cousin, Matt {my oldest son}. I feel bad for Timmy, he is the middle child and is always getting picked on. But he is the most whiniest kid I have ever seen in my life. Poor Timmy is already in threapy, he has a lot of anger issues. Than there is the baby Jake, He is now 5 and has hand isues, there's a chance him and my 5 year old Michael drop the gloves today. Michael will kill him.

Not sure if this timeline will eventually fill out, but this is what I have so far.

1:15 Find out the bad news.
1:16-1:45-Do nothing but curse and bitch and moan about the pending disaster. I haven't cursed like that since, well yesterday when Eli manning through that interception at the 30 after the Jets fumbled on the goaline.
2:25- They just showed up and I hear yelling downstairs already.
Wish me luck, hopefully there isn't much more to this timeline.

[clyde]

You don't know ho good you have it.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

You don't know ho good you have it.

Easy to say that from the outside looking in.

Quiet so far, Jay's in his usual spot on the couch. Nothing more than a few bangs and whines so far. I think I'm going to start to drink, kind of like a preemptive type thing.

[clyde]

This is going to wind up being post Christmas day headlines.



MAN BETS ON WRONG HORSEY,BLAMES VISITORS---SQUIRTS THEM WITH MUSTARD---21 HIT

[3kings]

Good luck Matt, we'll be watching. Tell Michael to distract him and then go for the nose.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Good luck Matt, we'll be watching. Tell Michael to distract him and then go for the nose.

Thanks Tom

Still relatively quiet. The biggest pain in the ass so far is my brother-in-law. Acting lke a 5 year old by constantly asking when are we opening presents. Then making faces with every box he opens. Now it's the when are we eating questions. Also my mother-in-law almost incited a riot by giving out scratch off' to a bunch of kids 11 and under. Michael actually won $25 bucks. Thank God I found the ticket instead of my brother-in-law, it would have definitely taken a walk.

[clyde]

If anyone else is reading this...kill yourself;join me ,won't you?

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

If anyone else is reading this...kill yourself;join me ,won't you?

If I knew that would have been the end result, I would have posted something a long time ago, even if I had to make it up............................

[Danzig]

math...for future reference, do what tony and i did.

we're in biloxi-hours away from everyone!! great times. well, except for overpaying for lunch at the hard rock casino cafe. amazed at the casino crowd! didn't put a penny in a machine, just wandered around and left. i don't get how folks can sit in those for hours with all that noise.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

If I knew that would have been the end result, I would have posted something a long time ago, even if I had to make it up............................

You have been doing just that in the play alongs...which is why I quit reading it.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Danzig

math...for future reference, do what tony and i did.

we're in biloxi-hours away from everyone!! great times. well, except for overpaying for lunch at the hard rock casino cafe. amazed at the casino crowd! didn't put a penny in a machine, just wandered around and left. i don't get how folks can sit in those for hours with all that noise.

Dani, how old are your kids?

Things are starting to get interesting. Here are the hilights from 3:30-4:30
Jerkoff brother-in-law, moaning and making faces like a baby when almost everyone else wins on a scratch off tickets instead of him. i win $30 bucks and tell him i won a hundred just to piss him off evem more.

Then he proceeds to make faces when everyone compliments Mrs. Math on how good dinner is. To make matters worse he takes his plate of food and puts it in the microwave, claimimg it wasn't hot enough. Steam could be seen billowing out of the tray of lasagna and my head at the same time.

Mary's first contribution of the day, as she riles up all the kids to chase and try to beat up Timmy as the adults are still eating.

Children minus Mary seem to be playing nicely upstairs, she decides to go up and chaos ensues. Jay actually gets off his chair to see whats going on.

Jake is starting in with Michael, mostly name calling (they are calling each other stupid dummies). Then he takes a little swipe Mike. I witness the whole thing as Michael tells me hat happens. I tell Mike to hit him back and jake runs out of the room screamng and goes to hide.

For the most part it's still been better than expected, only damage has been to some cheap basketball game of Michaels and Matt's Eli Manning fathead in his room (whichis on t's last legs anyway).

I hear banging and some screaming going on right now, I'm going to investigate and freshen up my beverage........................

[MaTH716]

4:56 Jay sounds like he's having a meltdown, sounds like Jakes crying and my mother-in-law is mediating.

Merry Christmas to me.

[GPK]

I knew this was coming...

[clyde]

I can't wait for 7:05.



Let's watch.

Should be fun.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by GPK

I knew this was coming...

I guess you got home ok.


5:05- Mother-in-Law suggests we sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. I grab my glass and go upstairs .

[MaTH716]

5:12 Jay must be exhausted from watching and yelling at his kids for 4 minutes, he's asleep on my couch with his feet up.

Thankfully, Mrs. Math is working on dessert. I'm hoping I only have to endure 1 more hour of this crap.

Then life will be normal again for everyone and we can sit back and be amazed by Morty's facinating tales of imaginary boo bee's and Cleveland...................








THUD

[MaTH716]

5:19 Jakes up, there's more yelling. Even Roxanne has threw her hat in the ring.

[MaTH716]

5:34 Get this Jay has had enough. He rounds everyone up and next thing I know him and the clan are out of here without even saying goodbye. Adios, I guess he was tired of sitting on his ass in between gorging himself and complaining. He had had enough.

Time to survey the damage and help the Mrs. clean up.

[Bigsmc]

[clyde]

7:06.



Very disappointed.