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Old 11-02-2006, 09:09 PM
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you know you have moved to the country when:

1.) you get more AM stations than FM stations

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2.) You are at work and as you pass by a co-worker and ask him what he is doing, you discover he is putting out ....and I sh*t you not people...boxes of christmas lights in the shape of shotgun shells. I was just about to make a smart ass joke about them when I noticed the look on the guys face and he was clearly thinking "Boy.....I sure can't wait to hang these babies up around the trailer"
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:19 AM
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what's up kev? by the way, congratulations on the new job. now, i'm gonna try to get my first "gfy" from you. you might be a redneck if........you live in southwest virginny!!
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:23 AM
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you might be a redneck if....

...you hang shotgun shell lights on the christmas tree you cut down in the highway median.
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:26 AM
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you might be a redneck if.....

you have a "milwaukee's best" can as the star of said tree!!
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:41 AM
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you might be a redneck if.....

you have a "milwaukee's best" can as the star of said tree!!
ah, what to use for garland...oh wait, i know--mardi gras beads you got from that girl on the back of the pickup truck--in new orleans they're on the balcony, but you went to your local 'mardi gras' type celebration!
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Old 11-03-2006, 08:09 AM
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what's up kev? by the way, congratulations on the new job. now, i'm gonna try to get my first "gfy" from you. you might be a redneck if........you live in southwest virginny!!

Hey Mark. You know this is a different world out down here in this part of the state. It's beautiful with the mountains and all, but just a different world then what this beach bum is normally used to. I will get used to it though. Hope everything is allright for ya.

oh yeah...gfy
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Old 11-03-2006, 08:11 AM
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you might be a redneck if....

...you hang shotgun shell lights on the christmas tree you cut down in the highway median.
Deb, that's the beautiful thing about living alone....NO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
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Old 11-03-2006, 08:13 AM
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Deb, that's the beautiful thing about living alone....NO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
No Christmas decorations a good thing??? Blah, for shame GPK
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Old 11-03-2006, 08:23 AM
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No Christmas decorations a good thing??? Blah, for shame GPK

No one gonna see them Dustin, what's the point??
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:01 AM
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hey pro, you think you can hook me up with a discount on them there shotgun lights.
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:49 PM
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Deb, that's the beautiful thing about living alone....NO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
Holy crap! what kind of humbug attitude is that? I live alone and it looks like christmas threw up on my condo...there is no such thing as too many x-mas decorations
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:18 PM
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what freaking planet have I landed on????

As I am driving to the grocery store today, I pass a tennis court....no big deal right??

Only problem was there was 5 mexicans kicking a soccer ball back and forth over the net....

I can not make this sh*t up people
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:20 PM
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what freaking planet have I landed on????

As I am driving to the grocery store today, I pass a tennis court....no big deal right??

Only problem was there was 5 mexicans kicking a soccer ball back and forth over the net....

I can not make this sh*t up people
LOVE IT
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:30 PM
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Holy crap! what kind of humbug attitude is that? I live alone and it looks like christmas threw up on my condo...there is no such thing as too many x-mas decorations

No thanks....just be me and Sarah at Christmas and all she will want to do is sleep
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:33 PM
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No thanks....just be me and Sarah at Christmas and all she will want to do is sleep
whatever Ebeneezer....
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:48 PM
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whatever Ebeneezer....

Actually .....I may get that little jeep with the 2 Bubbas and the deer strapped to the hood. Press the button and the deers head lifts up and starts to sing "Sweet Home Alabama"

now...if you will excuse me....I need to go put my foot in little Billy Bob Sixpack IV's ass for running all over the freaking place in the apartment above me

Lord...help a brotha out....please??
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:57 PM
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LMFAO!!!

And to think I thought all of the "soccer playing" Mexicans were here in Florida!
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Old 11-08-2006, 07:04 PM
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LMFAO!!!

And to think I thought all of the "soccer playing" Mexicans were here in Florida!
I am tellling you Jamie...thought I was gonna wreck my car from laughing so hard....and we know I don't do car wrecks very well
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Old 11-09-2006, 02:00 AM
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Kev,
whats with the new job.

send me a message sometime or instant message me.
need to catch up.


you in the country now?



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