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Old 11-10-2006, 04:43 PM
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That is an excellent story man. The fact that you wrote "hollar back", got a phone call from her shortly thereafter, met for lunch, and got a $15 gift certificate back from her is insane.

Go play the ponies tonight dude and play some ridiculous longshots. They're bound to come in cause it's your friggin day. Best of luck.

Here's the opposite side as far as what would happen to me. I'd try it. Not get a call back. Go to the track tomorrow. Look to play a pick 4 that costs $75. Realize I only have $60 bucks cause I wasted $15 on some gift certificate trying to pick up some girl. Cut my pick 4 down so it only costs $60. A horse I throw out will win and pay $37. I'll lose my pick 4 thus my $60as well. It'll pay $4000. Then I'll realize that if I didn't try and pull off this ridiculous stunt that I could have hit the damn thing.

Again, best of luck man.
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ok then eeyore.
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:49 PM
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ok then eeyore.
Aren't you the one that was thinking of Bob Holthus in the shower???

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Old 11-10-2006, 04:53 PM
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Aren't you the one that was thinking of Bob Holthus in the shower???

LMAO!

oh man..i forgot about that. but i was in the shower, thinking about bob holthus....not thinking about bob being in the shower--not that it sounds any better either way!! lol
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:40 PM
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Very cool 45 minutes at lunch today. We sit down and start the usual converstaion. She gets in her purse about 10 minutes into lunch and HANDS ME an envelope. I open and inside is a $15 Gift Certificate to a different restaurant down the street. She looks at me, smiles a little and asks, "You got any plans for lunch on Monday?".

Lord she smelled and looked good today, I love that fruity stuff women wear that comes from like Bed Bath and Beyond.
you are SOOO in...the fact that she thought of you when she wasn't with you and planned ahead w/ the GC..AND before she ate with you the first time planned to see you again? I don't know how you did it, but congrats!
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:46 PM
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That is an excellent story man. The fact that you wrote "hollar back", got a phone call from her shortly thereafter, met for lunch, and got a $15 gift certificate back from her is insane.

Go play the ponies tonight dude and play some ridiculous longshots. They're bound to come in cause it's your friggin day. Best of luck.

Here's the opposite side as far as what would happen to me. I'd try it. Not get a call back. Go to the track tomorrow. Look to play a pick 4 that costs $75. Realize I only have $60 bucks cause I wasted $15 on some gift certificate trying to pick up some girl. Cut my pick 4 down so it only costs $60. A horse I throw out will win and pay $37. I'll lose my pick 4 thus my $60 as well. It'll pay $4000. Then I'll realize that if I didn't try and pull off this ridiculous stunt that I could have hit the damn thing.

Again, best of luck man.
I am on a Gambling Vacation. No telling when I will get back. Will be working 6to 7 days a week between now and Christmas. Not to mention, I might need some "extra" cash if things progress from lunch
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:47 PM
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you are SOOO in...the fact that she thought of you when she wasn't with you and planned ahead w/ the GC..AND before she ate with you the first time planned to see you again? I don't know how you did it, but congrats!
Agree, although she may be a "player" - likes to lead easy prey on? I hope I didn't drool too much today
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:40 AM
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Old 11-11-2006, 11:59 AM
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Just catching up on this riotous deal... Had meant to read the thread the minute I saw the title... Well done Curt..

I can relate a slightly similar story... While working in Kansas City (1984-86), I was driving back from Abilene or Salina or some other KS backwater on the section of the Kansas Turnpike that leads past Lawrence to KC... I was flirting with a doll for a long time on the highway, and when we got to the Lawrence tolls, I got in front of her. I gave the tolltaker my business card, paid the girl's toll, and told the collector to give the girl in the next car the card... Heh, heh...

The old element of surprise... Keep 'em guessing.. Keep 'em laughing.. Always a winner.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:24 PM
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:25 PM
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ahhh...forgot the 'before' picture (all in jest curt!!)

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Old 11-11-2006, 01:33 PM
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