Your attention please.. 2012 Year End Award noms!

Calzone Lord · #1 12-04-2012, 03:08 PM

While the 2012 posting season at DerbyTrail.com has yet to conclude, we would like to open this ballot for voting now...since we're about to board a Bermuda bound yacht decked with the most salacious female forms imaginable, as well as an array of discreet gentlemenly leisures, and of course a stockpile of debonair distillates to quench our never-ending thirst of mankind's most sophisticated spirits. We work hard. We play SO much harder.

Without further ado...the categories for the 2012 DerbyTrail.com Year-end Byk awards.

Thread of the Year

Outstanding Male Poster

Outstanding Female Poster

Mush of the Year

Poster who needs to have his keyboard smashed with a 9-iron

Most Underrated Poster

Best Handicapping Thread

The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)

Nominate away, gang.

- The New Team

cmorioles · #2 12-04-2012, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)

Handicapperernie, obviously.

Rudeboyelvis · #3 12-04-2012, 03:50 PM

Without further ado...the categories for the 2012 DerbyTrail.com Year-end Byk awards.

Thread of the Year
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45702

Outstanding Male Poster
-The New Team

Outstanding Female Poster
Ziggy, for time invested

Mush of the Year
RHT {Perennial}

Poster who needs to have his/her keyboard smashed with a 9-iron
Riot

Most Underrated Poster
Alabama Stakes

Best Handicapping Thread
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44696

The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)
Pillow "Coach" Pants, in a landslide.

richard · #4 12-04-2012, 07:46 PM

I'm voting for the New Team across the board.

Calzone Lord · #5 12-04-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Thread of the Year

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48885

Outstanding Male Poster

Cannon Shell (In terms of message boarding consistency - even death and taxes fear this guy. Not a day goes by when the DT faithful isn't treated to a well thought out post from CS in virtually every folder. Hard to give it to the equally prolifc Dahoss for the simple fact that he's had better years in the past.

Cannon Shell is Tom the Monkey from Pace Advantage...with a more girlish figure and a trainers license.

Outstanding Female Poster

I love me some Nicole sisters. Sightseek has had better years and GenuineRisk is like the mermaid in a sewer over in the Politics folder. GR wins it.

Mush of the Year

RHT's mush of Port Conway Lane's hypothetical pick 4 ticket in the final four Breeders Cup Races.

Poster who needs to have his keyboard smashed with a 9-iron

Pedigree Ann. The dam of Handicapper Ernie

Most Underrated Poster

RolloTomasi

Best Handicapping Thread

My failed and badly rushed attempt to pick 1k straight defeated horses was a unique thread. I'll go with that.

The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)

Philcski

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Danzig · #6 12-04-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

While the 2012 posting season at DerbyTrail.com has yet to conclude, we would like to open this ballot for voting now...since we're about to board a Bermuda bound yacht decked with the most salacious female forms imaginable, as well as an array of discreet gentlemenly leisures, and of course a stockpile of debonair distillates to quench our never-ending thirst of mankind's most sophisticated spirits. We work hard. We play SO much harder.

Without further ado...the categories for the 2012 DerbyTrail.com Year-end Byk awards.

Thread of the Year

Outstanding Male Poster
satan's twin. more than makes up in quality what is lacking in quantity.
Outstanding Female Poster
rock hard ten
Mush of the Year

coach, who mushed mitt and himself in the process
Poster who needs to have his keyboard smashed with a 9-iron
me
Most Underrated Poster

Best Handicapping Thread

The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)

Nominate away, gang.

- The New Team

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GenuineRisk · #7 12-04-2012, 11:19 PM

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GenuineRisk is like the mermaid in a sewer over in the Politics folder

I am so totally photoshopping a new avatar.

richard · #8 12-05-2012, 01:48 AM

Do these types of threads add any value to the quality of this board? Clearly not. Self indulgent immature boy band wanna bees are just that.

Indian Charlie · #9 12-05-2012, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by richard

Do these types of threads add any value to the quality of this board? Clearly not. Self indulgent immature boy band wanna bees are just that.

Hey Dick.

It's certainly better than whackin it to Sigfried and Roy.

richard · #10 12-05-2012, 01:50 AM

**** you *******.

Indian Charlie · #11 12-05-2012, 01:54 AM

Sharp post Richie!

richard · #12 12-05-2012, 01:56 AM

Are we supposed to care about your bs?

Indian Charlie · #13 12-05-2012, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by richard

Are we supposed to care about your bs?

Absolutely!

Calzone Lord · #14 12-05-2012, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Sharp post Richie!

Don't be that stresser.

I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time until dead bodies start appearing in the infield at Finger Lakes.

When you've got Richard one-starring your threads and pretending to be the arbiter of quality thread topics... you know you're doing something right.

Everybody knows I'm only a figure-head CEO ... the real movers, shakers, and decision-makers who make up The New Team are partying their ass off on a yacht right now. They won't be pleased about this development when they come out of their inebriated state about four days from now.

richard · #15 12-05-2012, 03:39 AM

This is a William F. Buckley moment. Calzone Lord, or whatever your moniker is, you have disqualified yourself from any employment consideration of value in horse racing. That is based on your own assinine and insulting conduct on this board. You are toast. I am sure the prestigious posters on this board are eager for your departure.

Calzone Lord · #16 12-05-2012, 04:15 AM

Ok, so...

First you're the arbiter of quality thread topics -- and now you're the arbiter of rational conduct?

Tears, Jerry, tears.

Sightseek · #17 12-05-2012, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Don't be that stresser.

I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time until dead bodies start appearing in the infield at Finger Lakes.

When you've got Richard one-starring your threads and pretending to be the arbiter of quality thread topics... you know you're doing something right.

Everybody knows I'm only a figure-head CEO ... the real movers, shakers, and decision-makers who make up The New Team are partying their ass off on a yacht right now. They won't be pleased about this development when they come out of their inebriated state about four days from now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624GCKFOEbQ