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11-23-2006, 01:59 PM
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Slow news day today...not much going on with all the turkeys being appreciated, all the stuffing being stuffed.
Speaking of "stuffed", it seems that Rosie O'D, babe that she is, has found "bonding" with another big boat. So, today's match...Big Rosie and Norwegian Pearl. Christening happens. http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?B...&PAG=461&rfi=9 Smooth sailing ahead for both "ships". pass the gang plank, hoist the yard arm, ahoy matey! 
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#42
11-24-2006, 12:29 PM
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Escape artist David Blaine has pulled off another amazing feat. This one will benefit many people in need. I hope to match him with Secretary of State Condi Rice so he can give her some "escape tactics" from the spinning gyro called Iraq. Plenty of needy people live there too.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...4369961605B225 pass the gyro, baclava later
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#43
11-25-2006, 01:12 PM
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The buzz is all about Dick Cheney meeting up with buddy-boy King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia. It is hoped that they renew old times and have a great time.
Seems that the King hunts with falcons and insisted that VP Cheney leave his shotgun at home. Perhaps the after hunt festivities in the privacy of the tent will bring another chapter to the "Arabian Nights", as long as there's plenty of vasoline to rub on any penetrations to Richard's bouncy bottom. The real buzzzzzz today involves the two lovely peroxide "blondes", Britney and Paris, sporting matching leopard outfits. Can anyone remember the words to the classic ballad "Any Port in the Storm"? Are they doing rehearsals for their upcoming video to rival the "Baby back ribs Smokin' Mountain" that will feature a one timer whose name starts with a B? Seems that Britney and Paris will not be outdone. Wiggle those fancy spotted bottoms but please don't sing. Humming will be enough. Is the sequel going to feature tiger stripes? I'll stay tuned. You both know how to continue to dish out the "red meat". http://people.aol.com/people/gallery...1364_1,00.html pass the k-y jelly, no peanut butter necessary, it's "sticky" doncha know? Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 11-25-2006 at 04:29 PM.
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#44
11-25-2006, 02:22 PM
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Go Mick! Charlie! Keith! And the other guy...
You set a record (no pun) with your tour. Now Mick can buy a nice meal at his favorite "Anorexic Restaurant"...dang, they're closed again...and Kieth can score some "good stuff" (wink). Sure wish Brian Jones had stuck around long enough to savor the moment. Heck, old rockers never die. Once it's in your blood, the only thing left to do is remove the needle, if ya know what I'm sayin'. Congrats to the geriatric rockers. Hope your record lasts for a long time. http://www.playfuls.com/news_0000171...ad_Again_.html pass the "geritol" and anything else that keeps the juices flowing
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#45
11-26-2006, 12:30 PM
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Gotta love those "royals". The boys are tossing a memorial concert for Mommy Di to remember the tenth year of her passing.
Prince Charles has purchased a "modest" love palace in Wales and is showing lots of "stiffness". What's with all these empty viagra bottles all over the grounds? Keep it "up" Charlie! http://www.thedailyreel.com/news-opi...=1164128007.64 Well, back to today's celeb match. Camilla Parker-Bowles doesn't seem to be very impressed by the effort to raise the flag on that twisted flagpole. Can't say I blame her. And knowing how she loves the riders, especially the ones that know how to use the sturrips and have a good seat, nothing really surprises. Her first husband knew riding, right? So, could anyone blame her if she dumps droopy ol' Charlie for a real rider? Could anyone be more of a match for lovely Camilla than Jerry Bailey? I knew you'd agree. Just don't tell the "polo guy". He thought he could ride, right? pass the carrots, watercress later Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 11-26-2006 at 01:52 PM.
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#46
11-27-2006, 01:28 PM
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Now that the Pope agitator is making excuses for his words in the mold of Michael Richards, one to the Islamic people in Turkey, the other to Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson, seems like today's match is a match made in "heaven".
I'm hoping that Pope Benedict XVI finally hooks up with Jesus. Yes, you heard me. Jesus, the One that forgave sins, the One that accepted all to salvation. Seems that Pope B keeps swinging the bat but misses the ball. No matter how many strikes, you're really never out Pope B. It's time you found out about what Jesus was really about. And who knocked up the 16yo that starred in the first premier of a film at the Vatican? HMMMM? http://www.courierpostonline.com/app...44/1004/LIVING Today's match....Pope Benedict XVI and Jesus. It's about time! Jesus will forgive you Rat guy. Just ask. He's far more tolerant than the Islamic people you are seeking forgiveness from, that you inflamed with your words. I hope you "hook up" with Him sometime soon. pass the wine
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#47
11-28-2006, 01:26 PM
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Pam and Kid...split? Wow, I was hoping this one would last.
Pamela Anderson's poetry Great news tonight for Borat. After three different weddings, Pamela Anderson is divorcing her husband of less than four months. Apparently that is the length of time it takes to form irreconcilable differences. Anderson, summing up here marriage woes on her website with an almost Haiku like announcement: "Divorce, yes it’s true, unfortunately impossible." Kid Rock and Ms. Anderson were engaged four years ago, then broke up, then spent their summer getting married, first in France in July, then in Beverly Hills at the beginning of August, then again in Nashville. The quick turn around between marriages, plural, and divorce, definitely surprising at least one publication today, this month’s issue of GQ Magazine, the same one that includes the Men of the Year, including me, named Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock the newlyweds of the year. You won’t see them at the dinner Wednesday night. Pam, if ya need some friends to hang with, give Brit and Paris a call. If ya really want to hang, you can always get more silicone. A little more botox might work too, cause, ya ain't gettin' any younger, doncha know? Good luck ya Baywatch babe. Kick up some sand! What's David H doing lately? pass the silly putty Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 11-28-2006 at 02:20 PM.
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#48
11-28-2006, 06:44 PM
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#49
11-29-2006, 11:41 AM
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"Snoop" gone wild....
Don't know who the cell mate is gonna be, bt that's today's match. The story says it all. http://people.aol.com/people/article...563973,00.html pass the hacksaw blade
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#50
11-30-2006, 11:43 AM
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"No Spin Zone" Bill O'Reilly seems to be "spinning out of control" lately.
Today's match involves the bet he made with Janeane Gorofalo. I sure hope that after puts away her whip when she's provided appropriate punishment, that after Billy slinks under the bed to rub cooling salve on the wounds, that Ann Coulter climbs aboard and takes her lickin' like the fraud she is. Janeane, I'd give her a few extras. bill deserves about five more if and when he climbs out from under the bed, just for welching on his bet. http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreill...ve/102706.html pass an ice pack (or two) to rub on the sore spots. Let the "tops" keep spinning until they fall over. They always do.
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#51
11-30-2006, 02:54 PM
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Since Brit is letting it all hang out while she parties with Paris, seems only fair to match Danny Devito with some "party buddies".
George Clooney got him started. So lets just keep the "buzzzzzz" going for as long as the feeling lasts. Just as long as you're not driving Danny. How about doing the rounds with Mel Gibson? Mark Foley when he needs a true friend after rehab? Do I hear triple date? Mel and Paris? Danny and Brit? Mark and Barbara W? Sure that one will help the "recovery". Party on dudes!!!!!! They're hot! They're ready! Ask Brit what she did with her "panties" and get back. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,233277,00.html pass the bottle
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#52
12-01-2006, 12:34 PM
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Now that Barbara Walters has accepted Danny's sincere apology and declared her love, seems like these two could be going places.
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005692190 Are they going to trade glazed stares across the table at their favorite tavern? Will they share umbrellas from those rum concoctions as they sip the night away? Will they order boiler makers or just do tequila shots? My bet will be on Danny to see which one ends "up" under the table. Now, if they could convice Hillary and John McC to tag along for a night of pounding them down, that would be another night to remember. I hope they don't sing any silly songs. pass the salt, lemon, and Cazadores
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#53
12-01-2006, 03:28 PM
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I had no idea that Brit, Paris, Lindsey, and Cameron really intended to show those beavers for what they really are!
The pics are all over the net. And for beaver lovers, there's plenty of flash of those fine furry rodents. Lady undergarments manufacturers are up in arms about the doings down under, cause the fashion statements being made are sure to start a trend that will cause them to lose market share, modestly speaking. The truth is, I really like beavers. The semi-aquatic rodents just nibble their days away, swim around some, and build their dams...but who gives a dam anyway? If the pond is wide open for all to see, and ducks fly in to feast on the vegetation, are you gonna blame the beavers? They're just doing what comes naturally, or au naturel, as they say. If you haven't tracked down the beaver sites, you might just want to make a mental image of a clam wearing a toupe. Looks about the same. Hey, where's Ward been lately, or Jerry Mathers for that matter? I always liked 'Leave it to Beaver"...aww Beav! Nice to know the "girls" like showing them for what those beavers are really all about. Maybe more than we need to see. http://www.nationalledger.com/artman...72610192.shtml pass the poplar twigs...no tabasco needed.
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#54
12-01-2006, 04:22 PM
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BEAVER PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.beaversww.org/beaver.html
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12-02-2006, 11:12 AM
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Good you're likin' the "scoops". Today's match is a bit strange. Danny is no longer the focus. He's been sleeping a lot lately. George (elligible bachelor) Clooney, Danny's drinking buddy seems to have found his match. After pouring lots of shots into her all night, he had her back in bed at his "pad" by 11:30. You can read it here for yourself... http://people.aol.com/people/article...565044,00.html Yes, it's true. At least according to those that saw him staggering out the restaurant door on his way to his limo, with the beautiful (if a bit green) palm tree under his arm. Talk about a "woody"! pass the miracle grow and hope for lots of coconuts
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12-02-2006, 01:34 PM
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News today is that George C and his liquored up "palm" are still getting along fine. Neither is complaining, so it looks like this relationship should last a while. Does anyone know the secrets of "palm oil"?
Anyway, J Lo and her first husband, Noa seem to be at a point of dispute about his upcoming tell all. Doesn't look good for them to reunite any time soon, but we all hold out hope. Is J Lo a bit tiffed that Brit, Paris, and Lindsay are getting all the buzz? Spread some honey on it honey! Might make you "sweeter". Whacha hidin' anyway? Ask Brit to give ya lessons about how to get out of a car. She'll teach ya a thing or two. If ya want the headlines, ya have to show the whole spread. http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8LOLIRO0.html pass the clover blossom honey, honey.
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12-02-2006, 05:53 PM
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Did you notice the jump on "views" this thread got when I said I posted there was a "beaver picture" posted here on the other thread? LMFAO!!!!!! Hope all the "curious minds" found what they wanted to see. I even posted a recipe for "beaver" in the recipes. YUM!!! Eat 'em up!
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12-02-2006, 06:46 PM
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Dts
Yea, your mean to us old married men looking for a little beaver and ending up taking a trip to the zoo!
If I were a publisher I'd back a book of these tid bits your posting. I hope others are taking in the show. Good job and keep'em coming. The horses, winners sometimes.... DTS posts..WINNER all the time. Spyder from SC
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12-03-2006, 10:37 AM
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Lindsay or Jade? Jade or Linsay?
I can't tell these two apart now that they're dressing like identical twins. Don't know who to match them with, maybe those two guys on the "Antiques Road Show"...the guys that know so much about pricey furniture. Now wouldn't that be a confusing "double date"? And whatever happened to the "Double Mint Twins"? Remember them? Double your pleasure, double your fun.... If you can figure out which one is Linsay and which one is Jade, help me out. This twin stuff is confusing! http://people.aol.com/people/gallery...061274,00.html pass the spearmint chewing gum Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 12-03-2006 at 04:21 PM.
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