Deer Hunting & Running

[Gander]

So off I go today for my run. I decide to run to the local college because I am in the mood for some trail running and they have these really cool trails in the middle of the woods, miles and miles.

I get about 100 yards and I start thinking, "Hey stupid, its deer hunting season." I am so pumped to be in the woods on this soft dirt trail (great on my aching knees) that I ignore my better judgement and keep running. I get maybe 200 more yards in and start to see tree stands popping up all over the place. I start thinking, "I dont want to die today, the Malibu is only 1 week away", so I stop on a dime, turn around and sprint out of the woods faster than I have ever sprinted before. Figured going this fast, there would be little chance of a deer hunter hitting me.

In case you are too refined to know what a tree stand is, its a little makeshift fort that hunters build up on a tree so they can stand and get a good look at the innocent deer they're about to pop a cap in. Also it makes for a great place to put their bottle of liquor and porno magazines.