one-liners - Derby Trail Forums

01-24-2007, 12:33 PM

ShadowRoll ShadowRoll is offline

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Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: Caln Township, PA

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one-liners

I'm going to the racebook in AC on Friday. Need a few good one-liners to amuse the total strangers that will be sitting next to me. I'll start it off with an oldie but a goodie:

My horse came home so late, he had to tiptoe back into the barn.

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