Where Is Mommy Dearest?

[Mortimer]

I can think of 10 things.































10... Quarantine area no longer permits use of computer.



9.....Caught sneeking sealed indictments to GayYachtClubCrowd.



8.....Had to rush DaddyDearest to HomeDepotEmergencyElectronicsRepair.



7.....Having trouble figuring out how to safely use egg beater as surrogate DaddyDearest.



6.....Calling EddebyAbbey to find out.



5.....Thinks CM Oreo is Steve's twin.....typing reems of smut.



4.....Wait until she finds out CM Oreo is actually a Trained Eunuch.



3.....Training woodpeckers to peck in brail so bats can navigate better at night.



2.....Sitting on Printheth Doreens eggs.




1..... was crafted in her likeness. Seeking BuckyBeaver advise as how to use to her advantage.