The jokes just write themselves

[brianwspencer]

This obviously heterosexual Senator from Idaho cruising for homosex in an airport bathroom.

Obviously, the details are all out there -- but he's got balls of steel to hold a press conference during which he basically 1.) insists that in no way, shape, or form is he, or has he ever been gay. Most people cruising airport bathrooms for homosex use this same excuse, ya know, the one where they were looking for gay sex because that is what most normal heterosexuals do on a long layover at an airport and 2.) blames the whole thing on a newspaper which had been investigating his homosex tendencies with regard to his votes for anti-gay legislation. Again, because most rational Americans (perhaps Idaho is not full of them?) can fully understand that a newspaper, in and of itself, can investigate one person and one issue so thoroughly that it just pushes someone to their breaking point. The kind of breaking point where someone says "well, they're sure I'm gay, and I'm totally sure I'm not. I'll show them. Imagine what they'll say when I get caught soliciting strangers in airport bathroom stalls for the very type of sex they accuse me of so enjoying. That'll teach them!"

Lest I forget my favorite part -- his foot was under the officer's stall and his hand swiped underneath, not because he was trying to initiate homosex in an airport bathroom, but because he has a "wide stance" when using the loo.

Seriously, that's rich. You can't make that $hit up.

First line out of his mouth during the press conference: "Thank you for coming out."

No Senator Craig, thank you.

Like I said, the jokes just tell themselves.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/...est/index.html