Ah Wonder What Morty's Up To?

[Late Fires]

10. Out doing himself with CapperZeke

9. Eaten by Charlie Weis

8. Getting tip refrosted after unfortunate incident involving Thebby’s dog

7. Taping newest episode of hit show YouBetWhat Playing to Win, featuring star handicappers sumitas and Corina

6. On trial for Saratoga Urinal thread – Darden pushing for the death penalty

5. Studying film of great Swedish gelfers with GPK

4. Attempting to fend off hired goons sent by BentMahPud – not going well - too much time without sun has caused muscles to atrophy

3. Attending NBA coaches clinic led by PeanutShell

2. Searching for horse-sized red sweatervest to cap off Jim Tressell costume for Halloween HOrse show

And the number one Ah Wonder What Morty's Up To answer is...

1. Still attempting to explain answer to, “Brothers and sisters I have none...nor a son.. but that man's Father is my Father's son” to UnclyTrust.