Ah Wonder Where the Yankees are?

[Mortimer]

10....Well they never showed up in Cleveland.

9.....Rumor has it A-Rod was wearing an Indians hat.

8.....Possibly it was team vacay week.

7.....Could they have been in a certain area of Kentucky? This would explain why youknowwho got picked up for soliciting so many times.

6......Say...were they the other 25 guys peeking in Debbies window with LF and GPK?

5......MommyDearest's husband was away on biz...don't ya know.

4......Are you sure they realize the season isn't over?

3......Oh never mind...it is.

2.......I notice Jeter strikes out funny.

1.......But falling on your azz when striking out isn't everything.

1.......Whcih brings us back to A-Rod..........FUNNY GUY!!

1........Is Joe Tore dead?

1........Fat Clemens sure gets a lot of money for being a "go get 'em " guy in the dugout.

1........Didn't I see him kissing Mariano?

1........I hope LeBron is very happy.The Chosen One sure chose the wrong team.....HA!

1.........How many Yankees does it take to get 3 hits in 11 innngs?



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Sorry..can't think of a number one.