ROR!!...Where the **** is Hossy?

[Mortimer]

Hmmmmmm..





...I have some plausible answers.....ah do!






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10.....Begging for the chance to be the john plant for the next Thebby sting.

9.......Out trying to find people who will lie for him and swear he did not apply the failed death crunch to Dimmy.

8.......Depressed over pud chart findings...seeking New York Yankees to form support group.


7.......Using dictionary to find new insultive words for daily battle with Stevie Bogs. Particularly angered when he found definition of Bogs' latest invective......."ca-ca head."

6.......Still looking for beginning of Lanes End.

5.......Bought donkey from Mikey...was dressed up to look like horse....but Hossy happy he dressed up Monopoly money to look like real money.

4.......Got john assignment...but Thebby turned back to become undercover john sting HO......Hossy arrested for soliciting.Thebby in hysterics.

3.......Bit on MommyDearests suggestive postings.It was Thebby posing as MommyDearest...Hossy back in jail.

2.......Fractured both incissors on failed death crunch to Dimmy.Now says THPTHTHTHTHTHTH! Instead of SPSSSSSSSSSS! Not scaring anybody.






And the number one Where the fucl< is Hossy answer:










1.......Closet Yankee/Jeter fan......in closet watching great Jeter strike out fantasies.