Ah wonder where Miracle Whip is?

[Mortimer]

10.......Out training seals.

9.........Still trying to think of something interesting to say at FON.

8.........Thinking of purchasing LaBarge.

7.........Opened new banjo repair shop to supplement seal training venture.

6.........Violently trying to gain accpetance as third head on pedestal.

5.........Wants to know what Dexter knows about horseys---still woozey from Dexters 3 best bets day.......

4.........Plays the goingupthestairs segment of a certain film clip on youtube over and over and over and over again.Also a little angry about finding out who stole his hat.

3.........Lost 78th in row Parcheesi match to Mr. Blueski. Very angry.

2.........Training new prized seal...Master Doogy.

1.........Reading Idiots Guide to Horsey Ownership................again.