How do you handle those obnoxious Girl Scout shills begging for money?

[Mortimer]

You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


I tell them...." WHAT!? I'm supposed to support your miserable communist orginization in exchange for a box of nuts and bolts? You don't even have a carny license....get out before I report you to the police. And just before I violently slam the door in the little brats faces I then shreik... ...And get out of those filthy monkey suits! Get normal 8 year old clothes on and steal from your own parents! If you come back ....I send out my attack pit bulls.