An Open Letter to Steve Pinhead...and his Confidant..Thebby

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Dear StevePinhead ..as well as your confidant,Thebby;

I have asked you countless times to either let me in the smart threads or dart me altogether. The dart requests also have been sent to Thebby.No one ever answers me.

So now you must be embarrrassed into answering me.

I do not think you will let me back in the smart threads as I would most certainly embarrrass you in your plebian "handicapping" thread excerises into oblivion.

So you are left with the darting option...the doomsday dart. If you refuse to answer me ( that goes for your hot little confidant as well) then I will have no choice but to force you to do this thing.

You won't like my method.

No one will.



You have until 4:00 PM.








Don't be a fool.




Warmly,
mdf