Handicapping 101

[Mortimer]

All right. I notice the half day schoolers are still perusing the board. Go ahead and have your spazz attacks. Get it all out. There are some posters who are here to learn something. The rest of you are merely disruptions in time. Your spaces will soon be taken up by another inanimate object.

Let's have some intelligent questions regarding the first 3 rules from Dullest's 58 Steps to Acquiring a New Thinking Cap.


It's funny how I am a magnet for jealous nincompoops.Why it was just this morning I was drawing up some thoughts to myself------------------






---------"You know ,Prime Time, it's funny how you are a magnet for jealous nincompoops....but recall the great men who put forth their game changing discoveries and how the gatekeepers would attack them as crazy and even heretical.Just let them do their hyena acts . When the time is right and you hit 20 of 20 we'll see who laughs then."





You know something?


I think I was right again.