I am getting a real job

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It's been a lot of fun being a gambler and more recently a major leauge slacker all of these years - but I am giving this life up and going to work a good honest job. What can I say - I've just become a wash up.

Starting this Friday - I will be heading to Delaware Park and hustling book for a promising jockey. He's hungry - and with Rose out for months - I see an oppurtunity - even with the small fields and all.

I never dreamed of being a jockey agent - as most seem to be phony slimeballs - but I couldn't pass up this once in a lifetime chance.

Here is my money jock:


And this is my bug rider: